Author Topic: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra (Read 69472 times)

sevendaughters · « **Reply #1470 on:** September 12, 2019, 05:57:32 PM »

briefly flipped radio over to hear Lancashire secure promotion by beating Derbyshire by an innings and we didn't lose a wicket in the meantime. perhaps this summer just turned a corner.

The Boston Crab · « **Reply #1471 on:** September 12, 2019, 05:59:43 PM »

Come on the boys!

Quote · « **Reply #1472 on:** September 12, 2019, 06:00:49 PM »

‘Kinell, Michael Vaughan’s amusingly named chicken anecdote. These are dark days for English cricket.

sevendaughters · « **Reply #1473 on:** September 12, 2019, 06:04:47 PM »

Quote from: Quote on September 12, 2019, 06:00:49 PM

‘Kinell, Michael Vaughan’s amusingly named chicken anecdote. These are dark days for English cricket.

that was really pathetic radio. he's done the animal naming bit twice today.

poo · « **Reply #1474 on:** September 12, 2019, 06:06:47 PM »

Quote from: Quote on September 12, 2019, 06:00:49 PM

‘Kinell, Michael Vaughan’s amusingly named chicken anecdote. These are dark days for English cricket.

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sevendaughters · « **Reply #1475 on:** September 12, 2019, 06:33:00 PM »

82 overs on a day without rain. Absolutely PATHETIC.

The Boston Crab · « **Reply #1476 on:** September 12, 2019, 06:47:18 PM »

Got an exponential stiffy off Jos' hooked six. Just another fifty of them and we're in this.

Thursday · « **Reply #1477 on:** September 12, 2019, 06:47:48 PM »

Don't know what anbody is complaining about. Couldn't even get us out after a whole day! Still 2 left. Incredible resilience!

Shoulders?-Stomach! · « **Reply #1478 on:** September 12, 2019, 06:48:27 PM »

Buttler to SIX Smith in his cuntsucking face, even though Smith is the other side of 2 walls at the time

Smith has to recall Khawaja and Head to be his brain damage substitutes

Shoulders?-Stomach! · « **Reply #1479 on:** September 12, 2019, 07:20:45 PM »

As per usual, one half decent top order partnership, collapse, then scrape to 300. And that's when things go well.

sevendaughters · « **Reply #1480 on:** September 13, 2019, 10:13:03 AM »

just seen lanky Barbadian nurdler Kraigg Braithwaite getting into his car outside where I work.

poo · « **Reply #1481 on:** September 13, 2019, 10:23:50 AM »

What is it with you and Kraigg Braithwaite. Why don't you just marry the cunt?

sevendaughters · « **Reply #1482 on:** September 13, 2019, 10:25:19 AM »

the last time I saw a cricketer in that exact same spot (it's the hotel where away teams stay) it was Haseeb Hameed. Hope Kraigg doesn't meet the same fate.

Inspector Norse · « **Reply #1483 on:** September 13, 2019, 10:55:05 AM »

Congrats to Joe Denly, who became a father last night (Stevetta, his daughter is called. Stevetta?!?).

Now will he take paternity leave allowing England to field a substitute batsman in the second inning?

king_tubby · « **Reply #1484 on:** September 13, 2019, 10:59:01 AM »

No need for paternity leave, he's not allowed near kids.

sevendaughters · « **Reply #1485 on:** September 13, 2019, 11:00:37 AM »

Quote from: Inspector Norse on September 13, 2019, 10:55:05 AM

Congrats to Joe Denly, who became a father last night (Stevetta, his daughter is called. Stevetta?!?).

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Cuellar · « **Reply #1486 on:** September 13, 2019, 11:03:09 AM »

Stevetta! For real?

sevendaughters · « **Reply #1487 on:** September 13, 2019, 11:04:32 AM »

Quote from: Cuellar on September 13, 2019, 11:03:09 AM

Stevetta! For real?

yeah that is really the name that he called his baby girl, I didn't realise the illness went into the brain

Cuellar · « **Reply #1488 on:** September 13, 2019, 11:06:46 AM »

He shouldn't be allowed in the team for that, if nothing else.

Cuellar · « **Reply #1489 on:** September 13, 2019, 11:08:43 AM »

Leach desperate for the strike here, the balls on this guy

poo · « **Reply #1490 on:** September 13, 2019, 11:11:58 AM »

Jos is still a nailed-on selection for me. I love him. We just need a top order that can give him the stage to go properly apeshit in tests.

poo · « **Reply #1491 on:** September 13, 2019, 11:18:56 AM »

Cuellar · « **Reply #1492 on:** September 13, 2019, 11:20:33 AM »

Hmm, bit of a hoick

poo · « **Reply #1493 on:** September 13, 2019, 11:21:12 AM »

Drop him.

poo · « **Reply #1494 on:** September 13, 2019, 11:22:26 AM »

5-fer for Woakes. Calling it.

Cuellar · « **Reply #1495 on:** September 13, 2019, 11:23:48 AM »

How have I only just noticed that Broad bats left-handed and bowls right-handed?!

poo · « **Reply #1496 on:** September 13, 2019, 11:25:27 AM »

Limp as fuck.

king_tubby · « **Reply #1497 on:** September 13, 2019, 11:26:34 AM »

Why aren't these people in prison, where they belong?

Cuellar · « **Reply #1498 on:** September 13, 2019, 11:27:10 AM »

Oh well, could be a good total

ha ha

ha

Inspector Norse · « **Reply #1499 on:** September 13, 2019, 11:29:08 AM »

Mitchell Marsh

Five wickets

Five wickets for Mitchell Marsh

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