Author Topic: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra  (Read 30168 times)

Norton Canes

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1500 on: September 13, 2019, 11:30:52 AM »
Mitchell Marsh

Five wickets

Five wickets for Mitchell Marsh

The England cricket team

Five wickets for Mitchell Marsh

He's not going to be that pleased, is he?

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1501 on: September 13, 2019, 11:31:01 AM »
How have I only just noticed that Broad bats left-handed and bowls right-handed?!

I do that. Think it means right dominant as your left hand is just relegated to steering. I was about as wank as post-brainball Broad at batting too.

Cuellar

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1502 on: September 13, 2019, 11:32:51 AM »
Mmm, my dad writes left-handed but plays guitar and swings rackets/bats with his right

king_tubby

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1503 on: September 13, 2019, 11:33:32 AM »
Mmm, my dad writes left-handed but plays guitar and swings rackets/bats with his right

Me too.

Yes. I am your father.

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

Cuellar

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1504 on: September 13, 2019, 11:34:16 AM »
:(

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1505 on: September 13, 2019, 11:36:14 AM »
Watch Woakes now. I think he's gonna take all 10.

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1506 on: September 13, 2019, 11:38:42 AM »
Every time Vaughny talks about anything not cricket its fucking excruciating.

Cuellar

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1507 on: September 13, 2019, 11:40:27 AM »
Watch Woakes now. I think he's gonna take all 10.

Watch Root fail to give him the ball

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1508 on: September 13, 2019, 11:44:41 AM »
LOL Warner.

Cuellar

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1509 on: September 13, 2019, 11:46:13 AM »
Haha! Looked a shocking review, seemed to be clear daylight between bat and ball there

Norton Canes

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1510 on: September 13, 2019, 11:49:18 AM »
Warner definitely doing his best to offset Smith's run footprint.

king_tubby

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1511 on: September 13, 2019, 11:50:12 AM »
Mate.

Warner.

Mate.

No.

Norton Canes

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1512 on: September 13, 2019, 11:50:44 AM »
Ultra Edge picked something up. Maybe he did a tiny fart as he was lunging for the ball.

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1513 on: September 13, 2019, 12:05:23 PM »
the Archer Express is fired up. hope it doesn't get waylaid in Smith Parkway.

Cuellar

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1514 on: September 13, 2019, 12:06:22 PM »
Archer being a massive LAD again, as usual

Cuellar

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1515 on: September 13, 2019, 12:08:07 PM »
Smith and Labuschagne in to bat for 50 million hours

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1516 on: September 13, 2019, 12:08:37 PM »
Two wickets down with a mere 14 runs haha.

Labuschagne and Smith now in. Oh, ok. Will come back after tea to see if a wicket will fall by then.

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1517 on: September 13, 2019, 12:13:53 PM »
BAT AND BALL KING ARISE

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1518 on: September 13, 2019, 12:15:07 PM »
270-2 close of play

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1519 on: September 13, 2019, 12:25:04 PM »
one of these two will drop before 50.

Cuellar

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1520 on: September 13, 2019, 12:37:27 PM »
Curran bowling quite nicely to Smith here

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1521 on: September 13, 2019, 12:39:13 PM »
Woakes blowing on his nails as Archer goes into the 13th over

Cuellar

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1522 on: September 13, 2019, 12:39:46 PM »
Curran bowling quite nicely to Smith here

So saying he wangs out a shitty wide full toss and gets punted for four

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1523 on: September 13, 2019, 12:45:22 PM »
is that another drop of Labuschagne? book him in for dinner.

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1524 on: September 13, 2019, 12:49:47 PM »
oof, Woakes bowling turboshit.

Cuellar

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1525 on: September 13, 2019, 12:55:19 PM »
Curran causing Smith all sorts of issues on the other hand

Cuellar

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1526 on: September 13, 2019, 12:57:55 PM »
My god Strauss is bald. Always surprises me just how bald he is.

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1527 on: September 13, 2019, 01:11:49 PM »
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Azweer: "Whom do you feel is the Man-of-the-Series..!! Mine is not Steven Smith... It's Jack Leach... Anyone else???" He's the people's choice. But the people are usually wrong when asked to make big decisions .

Cricinfo getting all political there

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1528 on: September 13, 2019, 01:56:13 PM »
Collective CJD when it comes to creep-o-cheat.

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1529 on: September 13, 2019, 02:24:23 PM »
Smith looks the sort to be consumed with Peter's Mad Thoughts.