Author Topic: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra (Read 30168 times)

Norton Canes · « **Reply #1500 on:** September 13, 2019, 11:30:52 AM »

Quote from: Inspector Norse on September 13, 2019, 11:29:08 AM

Mitchell Marsh

Five wickets

Five wickets for Mitchell Marsh

The England cricket team

Five wickets for Mitchell Marsh

He's not going to be that pleased, is he?

sevendaughters · « **Reply #1501 on:** September 13, 2019, 11:31:01 AM »

Quote from: Cuellar on September 13, 2019, 11:23:48 AM

How have I only just noticed that Broad bats left-handed and bowls right-handed?!

I do that. Think it means right dominant as your left hand is just relegated to steering. I was about as wank as post-brainball Broad at batting too.

Cuellar · « **Reply #1502 on:** September 13, 2019, 11:32:51 AM »

Mmm, my dad writes left-handed but plays guitar and swings rackets/bats with his right

king_tubby · « **Reply #1503 on:** September 13, 2019, 11:33:32 AM »

Quote from: Cuellar on September 13, 2019, 11:32:51 AM

Mmm, my dad writes left-handed but plays guitar and swings rackets/bats with his right

Me too.

Yes. I am your father.

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

Cuellar · « **Reply #1504 on:** September 13, 2019, 11:34:16 AM »

poo · « **Reply #1505 on:** September 13, 2019, 11:36:14 AM »

Watch Woakes now. I think he's gonna take all 10.

poo · « **Reply #1506 on:** September 13, 2019, 11:38:42 AM »

Every time Vaughny talks about anything not cricket its fucking excruciating.

Cuellar · « **Reply #1507 on:** September 13, 2019, 11:40:27 AM »

Quote from: poo on September 13, 2019, 11:36:14 AM

Watch Woakes now. I think he's gonna take all 10.

Watch Root fail to give him the ball

sevendaughters · « **Reply #1508 on:** September 13, 2019, 11:44:41 AM »

LOL Warner.

Cuellar · « **Reply #1509 on:** September 13, 2019, 11:46:13 AM »

Haha! Looked a shocking review, seemed to be clear daylight between bat and ball there

Norton Canes · « **Reply #1510 on:** September 13, 2019, 11:49:18 AM »

Warner definitely doing his best to offset Smith's run footprint.

king_tubby · « **Reply #1511 on:** September 13, 2019, 11:50:12 AM »

Mate.

Warner.

Mate.

No.

Norton Canes · « **Reply #1512 on:** September 13, 2019, 11:50:44 AM »

Ultra Edge picked something up. Maybe he did a tiny fart as he was lunging for the ball.

sevendaughters · « **Reply #1513 on:** September 13, 2019, 12:05:23 PM »

the Archer Express is fired up. hope it doesn't get waylaid in Smith Parkway.

Cuellar · « **Reply #1514 on:** September 13, 2019, 12:06:22 PM »

Archer being a massive LAD again, as usual

Cuellar · « **Reply #1515 on:** September 13, 2019, 12:08:07 PM »

Smith and Labuschagne in to bat for 50 million hours

EOLAN · « **Reply #1516 on:** September 13, 2019, 12:08:37 PM »

Two wickets down with a mere 14 runs haha.

Labuschagne and Smith now in. Oh, ok. Will come back after tea to see if a wicket will fall by then.

poo · « **Reply #1517 on:** September 13, 2019, 12:13:53 PM »

BAT AND BALL KING ARISE

poo · « **Reply #1518 on:** September 13, 2019, 12:15:07 PM »

270-2 close of play

sevendaughters · « **Reply #1519 on:** September 13, 2019, 12:25:04 PM »

one of these two will drop before 50.

Cuellar · « **Reply #1520 on:** September 13, 2019, 12:37:27 PM »

Curran bowling quite nicely to Smith here

sevendaughters · « **Reply #1521 on:** September 13, 2019, 12:39:13 PM »

Woakes blowing on his nails as Archer goes into the 13th over

Cuellar · « **Reply #1522 on:** September 13, 2019, 12:39:46 PM »

Quote from: Cuellar on September 13, 2019, 12:37:27 PM

Curran bowling quite nicely to Smith here

So saying he wangs out a shitty wide full toss and gets punted for four

sevendaughters · « **Reply #1523 on:** September 13, 2019, 12:45:22 PM »

is that another drop of Labuschagne? book him in for dinner.

sevendaughters · « **Reply #1524 on:** September 13, 2019, 12:49:47 PM »

oof, Woakes bowling turboshit.

Cuellar · « **Reply #1525 on:** September 13, 2019, 12:55:19 PM »

Curran causing Smith all sorts of issues on the other hand

Cuellar · « **Reply #1526 on:** September 13, 2019, 12:57:55 PM »

My god Strauss is bald. Always surprises me just how bald he is.

Inspector Norse · « **Reply #1527 on:** September 13, 2019, 01:11:49 PM »

Quote

Azweer: "Whom do you feel is the Man-of-the-Series..!! Mine is not Steven Smith... It's Jack Leach... Anyone else???" He's the people's choice. But the people are usually wrong when asked to make big decisions .

Cricinfo getting all political there

poo · « **Reply #1528 on:** September 13, 2019, 01:56:13 PM »

Collective CJD when it comes to creep-o-cheat.

ersatz99 · « **Reply #1529 on:** September 13, 2019, 02:24:23 PM »

Smith looks the sort to be consumed with Peter's Mad Thoughts.

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Author Topic: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra (Read 30168 times)