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Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra

Started by sevendaughters, August 22, 2019, 12:30:16 PM

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Norton Canes

Quote from: Inspector Norse on September 13, 2019, 11:29:08 AM
Mitchell Marsh

Five wickets

Five wickets for Mitchell Marsh

The England cricket team

Five wickets for Mitchell Marsh

He's not going to be that pleased, is he?

sevendaughters

Quote from: Cuellar on September 13, 2019, 11:23:48 AM
How have I only just noticed that Broad bats left-handed and bowls right-handed?!

I do that. Think it means right dominant as your left hand is just relegated to steering. I was about as wank as post-brainball Broad at batting too.

Cuellar

Mmm, my dad writes left-handed but plays guitar and swings rackets/bats with his right

king_tubby

Quote from: Cuellar on September 13, 2019, 11:32:51 AM
Mmm, my dad writes left-handed but plays guitar and swings rackets/bats with his right

Me too.

Yes. I am your father.

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

Cuellar


poo

Watch Woakes now. I think he's gonna take all 10.

poo

Every time Vaughny talks about anything not cricket its fucking excruciating.

Cuellar

Quote from: poo on September 13, 2019, 11:36:14 AM
Watch Woakes now. I think he's gonna take all 10.

Watch Root fail to give him the ball


Cuellar

Haha! Looked a shocking review, seemed to be clear daylight between bat and ball there

Norton Canes

Warner definitely doing his best to offset Smith's run footprint.

king_tubby


Norton Canes

Ultra Edge picked something up. Maybe he did a tiny fart as he was lunging for the ball.

sevendaughters

the Archer Express is fired up. hope it doesn't get waylaid in Smith Parkway.

Cuellar

Archer being a massive LAD again, as usual

Cuellar

Smith and Labuschagne in to bat for 50 million hours

EOLAN

Two wickets down with a mere 14 runs haha.

Labuschagne and Smith now in. Oh, ok. Will come back after tea to see if a wicket will fall by then.

poo


poo


sevendaughters


Cuellar

Curran bowling quite nicely to Smith here

sevendaughters

Woakes blowing on his nails as Archer goes into the 13th over

Cuellar

Quote from: Cuellar on September 13, 2019, 12:37:27 PM
Curran bowling quite nicely to Smith here

So saying he wangs out a shitty wide full toss and gets punted for four

sevendaughters

is that another drop of Labuschagne? book him in for dinner.

sevendaughters


Cuellar

Curran causing Smith all sorts of issues on the other hand

Cuellar

My god Strauss is bald. Always surprises me just how bald he is.

Inspector Norse

QuoteAzweer: "Whom do you feel is the Man-of-the-Series..!! Mine is not Steven Smith... It's Jack Leach... Anyone else???" He's the people's choice. But the people are usually wrong when asked to make big decisions .

Cricinfo getting all political there

poo

Collective CJD when it comes to creep-o-cheat.

ersatz99

Smith looks the sort to be consumed with Peter's Mad Thoughts.