Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra

[sevendaughters]

Burns should have been out but they failed to review. More evidence that the Antipodeans cannot understand reality.

[Thursday]

Ali, Roy and Bairstow fucking hell that was suicidal

Hoping Sibley gets 5 runs off 200 balls. Redefine mind numbing wank. Kill the entire game singlehandedly. Drive teenagers to footy and drugs. But be Not the fuck Out

2 runs per over at the moment. Bit much that. Time to play with a bit more caution.

[Thursday]

Which they are, good.

[Quote]

Not sure about Burns' new tache.

[king_tubby]

Movember mate. Why do you hate charity? Sicko.

[Quote]

He looks a right seedy little cunt.

[Thursday]

Here we go.

[The Boston Crab]

Lovely sound to wake up to, lovely sound to fall asleep to.

[Inspector Norse]

Decent score to wake up to, that. Another failure for Root, though. I want him to do well but there's a distinct "told you so" feeling there.

Meanwhile just across the water, Australia are cheating again.

[The Boston Crab]

Root should go back to schoolboy cricket and the Smiths Crisps Cup.

[Thursday]

Oh well that'll do. Root needs time to remember how to bat at no.4 I'll allow this one.

[poo]

Amazing start, for England.

[sevendaughters]

very proud of our lovely lads

[sevendaughters]

watched the highlights. doesn't seem like anyone really threw their wicket away. Root got bogged down by a good spell, Sibley maybe was a bit quick to accelerate against de Grandhomme. they've clearly been told to value their wicket and it shows. they can switch on. it makes the last few years of Bayliss really frustrating. they could have stuck around but instead...chose not to?

[Thursday]

Best not to get too excited after one day on a flat wicket, but it is promising, and does make it all the more bizarre if it was all just choice.

[iamcoop]

Good to hear Steve Finn continuing the TMS tradition of being a young ex-international player staking a claim of being the most boring communicator alive.

[Thursday]

Stop singing Jerusalem you cunts.

[Mr Eggs]

Good to hear Steve Finn continuing the TMS tradition of being a young ex-international player staking a claim of being the most boring communicator alive.

I've heard worse. And think about the anecdotes about sponsored tiny cars he's got lined up.

[Mr Eggs]

Greta Thunberg is shitting herself if she's listening to TMS.

[Thursday]

Yes good call, Stokesy, he even stops other batsmen from getting out.

[Mr Eggs]

Salt slag heap bantz is poking my boner right oot the tweeds

[sevendaughters]

they're really making a lot of audio hay out of Mt Manganui having nice bits and industrial bits

[Quote]

Keep thinking of Dave Warner's face, Stokesy.

[Quote]

Balls.

[Thursday]

SAKE

[sevendaughters]

good catch. these NZ bowlers are like T2000, just gonna keep coming, they won't let you cut loose.

[Mr Eggs]

400 still on.

Ramprakash can fuck off TMS right now.

[Mr Eggs]

All out 301.

[Thursday]

It's all over. The series is over.

[sevendaughters]

I love a good shame-induced review.