Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra

[Thursday]

HAHAHAHAH YOU TWATS

[Thursday]

All out 301.

Optimistic

[Mr Eggs]

All out 300

[Quote]

At least we avoided a top order collapse, admittedly we did suffer a massive middle order one.

[Thursday]

Come on Leach. He seems to have a basic grasp of not swinging madly at wide shots at least.

[sevendaughters]

no one has done massively shit who you'd expect to do much better except Root, who is clearly still in dire need of brain tabs. just all happened at once. sucks for Buttler to be stuck at the other end while everyone fucks up.

[Mr Eggs]

Finn not as dull as James Taylor.

[Thursday]

It's like how toilets go the other way in the Southern Hemisphere.

[sevendaughters]

daresay that is how a scorecard should look in New Zealand. though the pitch is definitely flatter than the average, and the weather better.

[Mr Eggs]

Coney sorting the salt bollocks out. As you would expect.

[sevendaughters]

Coney sorting the salt bollocks out. As you would expect.

it frustrates me how Aggers and the English lot will go on about it and when Coney sets them straight they make funny noises like lol what a nerd you are for knowing.

[Mr Eggs]

I could listen to Jeremy Coney talking about how he wants to pull my bowels out through my arse and I'd just nod.

[sevendaughters]

Coney and Waddle are great. Sky get stuck with Ian Smith too. Ouch.

Wonder if this 16 year old kid will get Smith out down under.

Good hour of solid work from Leach there. Fighter.

[Mr Eggs]

Wonder if this 16 year old kid will get Smith out down under.

Got 300 grand on him for a going 0 for 123.

[Mr Eggs]

Haha dickhead.

[Mr Eggs]

Dick head.

[Thursday]

Goodness me.

[Thursday]

"Oooh got lucky there with that dropped catch, I suppose I should use this letoff to continue to slog at it."

[Thursday]

Leach and Broad to take us past 400 for the banter.

[Thursday]

Oh well, Leach remains undefeated again.

[PowerButchi]

Athers has been hilarious today.

"The Dilmah lunch break has a special guest. Ramps. He won Strictly Come Dancing, got a hundred hundreds, but always struggled in test cricket. Anyway, he's a batting coach isn't he now? *BEAT* Mark Ramprakash is the special guest for the Dilmah lunch break."

[The Boston Crab]

What a nice Test Match.

[Inspector Norse]

Went to bed 274-4 and England looking set for a big one.

Woke up and lads, it's England.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Grim as fuck for Pakistan. They were always gonna get smashed but the inexperience really showed. Warner doing the flat track bully job with aplomb.

[sevendaughters]

Got 300 grand on him for a going 0 for 123.

Could get him yet!

[Thursday]

Where do I watch Highlights for this without sky? Or even just the wickets?

[sevendaughters]

Where do I watch Highlights for this without sky? Or even just the wickets?

Sky post them to youtube
here's yesterday - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ne49NdRNMOY

waiting on tomorrow

[iamcoop]

Jeremy Coney is great. Am I making this up or did he once get embroiled in a bizarre race row involving Ross Taylor?

Anyway has Archer killed anyone yet?

Aggers: Brexit Party
Finn: Tinge U.K.
Mann: Lib Dem
Coney: Labour
Waddle: Labour

[sevendaughters]

day 2 highlights: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmJ2H1rYQ8I

[sevendaughters]

both Pakistan AND East Pakistan playing like club shite I notice