Author Topic: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra  (Read 42593 times)

iamcoop

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #30 on: August 22, 2019, 02:50:12 PM »
FOR FUCK SAKE ROOT GET WOAKES ON

Cuellar

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #31 on: August 22, 2019, 03:20:23 PM »
I don't know why he's persisting with this 'letting it rain for hours' strategy, it makes no sense. Just get Woakes on instead.

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #32 on: August 22, 2019, 03:33:42 PM »
Kohli out, IND reeling at 25/3.

Cuellar

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #33 on: August 22, 2019, 03:41:56 PM »
Ooof bloody hell. Is it just that no one actually cares about test cricket? Everyone's gone to shit.

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #34 on: August 22, 2019, 03:42:09 PM »
Hope all the India guys die of grief.

Looking forward to more Jof after the rain. Keep bowling til we kill him, great plan, return to peak bleak.

Best ever summer of criggers on CaB.

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #35 on: August 22, 2019, 03:47:25 PM »
still going with Archer.

Cuellar

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #36 on: August 22, 2019, 03:53:46 PM »
Get Woakes off

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #37 on: August 22, 2019, 03:56:46 PM »
Root is merciless.

Flogging Archer like a cart horse.

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #38 on: August 22, 2019, 03:59:33 PM »
Hope all the India guys die of grief.

Looking forward to more Jof after the rain. Keep bowling til we kill him, great plan, return to peak bleak.

Best ever summer of criggers on CaB.

3-0 Aussies

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #39 on: August 22, 2019, 04:04:39 PM »
Warner’s innings here is reminding me of that one of Kohli’s last year where he was dropped in the slips 83 times before getting to double figures then went on to score more runs than a little old lady could count in bus fare pennies.

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #40 on: August 22, 2019, 04:16:22 PM »
That's top order batting in England tbh. See off the new ball, flick a few lucky edges for 4, put away the odd bad ball, get the bits of luck you need, then cash in. This year there have been some awesome innings turned around from 3 off 30 balls to 35 off 60, then suddenly they have 75 off a 100 and it's like aahh shit, let them off the hook.

Pressure is massively on England now for the rest of the test. Woakes has bowled 1 over, One!

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #41 on: August 22, 2019, 04:26:57 PM »
3-0 Aussies

World Cup.

Nearly killed the best Aussie in a hundred years.

Cuellar

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #42 on: August 22, 2019, 04:31:30 PM »
why he got 5 slips for Archer but not for Woaksey?

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #43 on: August 22, 2019, 04:48:51 PM »
79-2 in these conditions is a bit disappointing.

I know Warner’s played and missed about 3,000 times.

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #44 on: August 22, 2019, 04:49:56 PM »
That’s the Ashes isn’t it

iamcoop

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #45 on: August 22, 2019, 04:52:00 PM »
We’re the only team that could win the toss, bowl first in these conditions and still absolutely fuck it. Has Root got dementia or something?

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #46 on: August 22, 2019, 04:53:27 PM »
Borin

Cuellar

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #47 on: August 22, 2019, 04:53:36 PM »
Get Leachy on

Cuellar

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #48 on: August 22, 2019, 04:55:10 PM »
...what's the weather looking like

Cuellar

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #49 on: August 22, 2019, 05:07:16 PM »
Feeble

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #50 on: August 22, 2019, 05:14:50 PM »
Shite cunts.

Cuellar

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #51 on: August 22, 2019, 05:17:02 PM »
Bowling like wunts

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #52 on: August 22, 2019, 05:21:39 PM »
Absolutely shit since the afternoon. Brainless and directionless, both complacent and panicked.

Hard not to think that a sharper and stronger captain would be doing a much better job of keeping the pressure on.

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #53 on: August 22, 2019, 05:27:49 PM »
Many pundits seem to agree that England should have batted first. Looking forward to seeing Garry the Git skittle us for minus 71 in the fourth innings.

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #54 on: August 22, 2019, 05:30:46 PM »
Is the cunt out?

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #55 on: August 22, 2019, 05:32:04 PM »
No.

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #56 on: August 22, 2019, 05:32:26 PM »
Jofra needs to crank it up & give ‘em a little brain music.

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #57 on: August 22, 2019, 05:34:28 PM »
Is the cunt out?

Saved by being too shit to get any bat on it

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #58 on: August 22, 2019, 05:38:28 PM »
The cunts gone now.


Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #59 on: August 22, 2019, 05:39:01 PM »
Fuck off TMS squares - boo the cunt all the way to his grave.