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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #60 on: August 22, 2019, 05:40:04 PM »
Nicely set up for a power-raping from the baldest man alive in the 4th inns.

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #61 on: August 22, 2019, 05:46:16 PM »
Always knew England were brilliant, never in doubt

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #62 on: August 22, 2019, 05:46:30 PM »
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« Reply #63 on: August 22, 2019, 05:52:39 PM »
Carnage.

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #64 on: August 22, 2019, 05:53:21 PM »
Archer Lord

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #65 on: August 22, 2019, 05:54:43 PM »
Does that go down as an own wicket?

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #66 on: August 22, 2019, 05:56:46 PM »
Once Head and Labuschagne settle into the squad you're looking at one mother fucker of a middle order. Head is still a bit green for these conditions but looks really well organised in general, while Labuschagne looks rock solid and nearly unflappable, already been ripping the County Championship a new arsehole all summer.

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #67 on: August 22, 2019, 05:57:19 PM »
Not sure they've shown enough replays of that wicket yet.

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #68 on: August 22, 2019, 06:04:25 PM »
Yeah Labuschagne looks like a real player. Khawaja is the only one without a score yet, will he make way for Smith? Or will Paine fall on his sword and let Wade keep?

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #69 on: August 22, 2019, 06:14:40 PM »
Vaughan displaying exactly the shitmunching views on data privacy you'd expect.

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #70 on: August 22, 2019, 06:17:03 PM »
went for a drink with a couple of guys from work and missed all of England's herpes moment and arrived for the joy.

also get whomped Labuschagne.

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #71 on: August 22, 2019, 06:17:29 PM »
Pity it wasn't a 96mph Archer dick hit.

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« Reply #72 on: August 22, 2019, 06:21:48 PM »
JOZZA CHAMP


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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #73 on: August 22, 2019, 06:24:07 PM »
The Battle of Shagged Knee

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #74 on: August 22, 2019, 06:24:22 PM »
Vaughan displaying exactly the shitmunching views on data privacy you'd expect.

The Muttley on helium laugh and the pure bollocks about WHY NOT GET GOUGHY IN to run a 100 franchise has made it a very special day of ramping up Vaughan hate for me, Clivey.

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #75 on: August 22, 2019, 06:24:39 PM »
Stokes seems to have exchanged nearly all of his bowling for his newly acquired Gary Kirsten crease control.

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #76 on: August 22, 2019, 06:25:58 PM »
Have to say the captaincy from Root today has been as asinine as his media comments. No idea what to do after he has flogged his front 2 bowlers to death.

Woakes and Stokes in tandem with the old ball is asking for trouble. You want Stokes with Archer or a spinner, Woakes opening the bowling and then backing up short bursts of Cross seam later on. Give me a fucking go at this.

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #77 on: August 22, 2019, 06:26:19 PM »
Vaughan displaying exactly the shitmunching views on data privacy you'd expect.

I was so annoyed Isa had to explain the whole concept, like she was the weird one.

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #78 on: August 22, 2019, 06:27:34 PM »
Pity it wasn't a 96mph Archer dick hit.

He’d have blown the whole lot right off. Bairstow’s reactions far too slow to reach out and grab a bollock as it flies past him and into the boundary rope.

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #79 on: August 22, 2019, 06:43:37 PM »
Hahahah.

Put Leach on now for a laugh.

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #80 on: August 22, 2019, 06:53:49 PM »
we need RIB MUSIC. Cave in some cunt's chest. Try and sniff whne your fuckin lung is peeping out your chest you bogan peads

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #81 on: August 22, 2019, 06:58:30 PM »
Mmmm.

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #82 on: August 22, 2019, 06:58:49 PM »
fuckin hell this kid is goooooooooooooood

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #83 on: August 22, 2019, 07:03:27 PM »
Half a days play an they on their arse. As England would have been.

You might as well decide the ashes by having Leach v Lyon wanking each other off.

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #84 on: August 22, 2019, 07:07:21 PM »
Sun's coming out, cunts can play til half eight then go down the Oak for some fucking lagers.

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #85 on: August 22, 2019, 07:15:49 PM »
Archer gonna make ye choppes
World Cup, Ashes, SPOTY. Arm falls off through overuse in 2020. Team goes fully necrotic.

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #86 on: August 22, 2019, 07:16:18 PM »
THE MURDERER.

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #87 on: August 22, 2019, 07:16:23 PM »
Get a premium lager for Archer pronto, lad deserves it

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #88 on: August 22, 2019, 07:19:51 PM »
Fuck greybeard the "universe boss", here are another five graves up for EXISTENCE BASTARD in only the first innings of his 2nd test.

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #89 on: August 22, 2019, 07:21:55 PM »
Peroni for the Widowmaker please, none of that Fosters shite.