Author Topic: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra  (Read 30267 times)

Cuellar

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1440 on: September 12, 2019, 02:49:45 PM »
Stokes you dild

iamcoop

  • Woaksyyyyy
Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1441 on: September 12, 2019, 02:59:57 PM »
🎼Well I can dance with ya honey
       If ya think it’s funny
       But does your mother know that you’re out?
🎼

Stokes back in the sheds for 20.

Cuellar

  • She was having sly love with a midnight creeper
Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1442 on: September 12, 2019, 03:43:18 PM »
TEA with only 3 down?!

???

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1443 on: September 12, 2019, 03:51:59 PM »
Stokes needs to watch himself. We're willing to turn a bit of a blind eye because of past services, but there's  limits.

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1444 on: September 12, 2019, 04:19:39 PM »
FFS. Root drying up and getting out when well-set once again.

Norton Canes

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1445 on: September 12, 2019, 04:21:49 PM »
What do we reckon, ~230?

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1446 on: September 12, 2019, 04:22:22 PM »
So 24, 1, 5 and 27 for Root

iamcoop

  • Woaksyyyyy
Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1447 on: September 12, 2019, 04:36:55 PM »
He’s gone completely mentally ill. Take him out the back and shoot him.

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1448 on: September 12, 2019, 04:38:13 PM »
Jonny Bairstow can fuck off. Seriously. No way whatsoever he should be going on tour this winter. He is actually shit at cricket.

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1449 on: September 12, 2019, 04:42:48 PM »
Pathetic, ulcerated scrota. I hope they get fucking blammed.

Cuellar

  • She was having sly love with a midnight creeper
Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1450 on: September 12, 2019, 04:43:08 PM »
Haha Curran, second ball BOSH

Cuellar

  • She was having sly love with a midnight creeper
Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1451 on: September 12, 2019, 04:44:01 PM »
HAHA 4th ball OUT

Cuellar

  • She was having sly love with a midnight creeper
Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1452 on: September 12, 2019, 04:44:38 PM »
Fully back on the ward now lads

Cuellar

  • She was having sly love with a midnight creeper
Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1453 on: September 12, 2019, 04:45:29 PM »
No ball beeereeeeehhhh

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1454 on: September 12, 2019, 04:50:23 PM »
threw my earphones out in disgust at that Curran wicket. some mild bleeding stemmed. had my prostate checked earlier and thought things could only get better.

Cuellar

  • She was having sly love with a midnight creeper
Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1455 on: September 12, 2019, 05:01:40 PM »
WELL YOU CAN THROW THEM OUT AGAIN

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1456 on: September 12, 2019, 05:04:55 PM »
Mitchmarsh test bowling average 44. England getting bowled out by Darren Maddy here.

Cuellar

  • She was having sly love with a midnight creeper
Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1457 on: September 12, 2019, 05:06:34 PM »
Fuckin ell he's taken THREE wickets?!

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1458 on: September 12, 2019, 05:10:12 PM »
Fuckin ell he's taken THREE wickets?!

no mate. four.

Cuellar

  • She was having sly love with a midnight creeper
Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1459 on: September 12, 2019, 05:11:29 PM »
JeSUS.

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1460 on: September 12, 2019, 05:12:30 PM »

Cuellar

  • She was having sly love with a midnight creeper
Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1461 on: September 12, 2019, 05:12:39 PM »
Roll up Roll up, play against England and get career best figures - double hundreds? You'll get em! 5 test wickets? No problem!

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1462 on: September 12, 2019, 05:13:50 PM »
plenty of time for Smith to beat that Bradman record now. Go for the world record, fuck it. Rub it in.

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1463 on: September 12, 2019, 05:14:41 PM »
Can we just abandon the game now? We get it, England are an absolute shower. No need to waste three more days on them.

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1464 on: September 12, 2019, 05:16:08 PM »
Mitchmarsh test bowling average 44. England getting bowled out by Darren Maddy here.

Looks well set up for a Dedee Pfeiffer

BlodwynPig

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1465 on: September 12, 2019, 05:19:33 PM »
Evening ladies, forgot this was on. England 300 all out not bad i reckon

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1466 on: September 12, 2019, 05:23:39 PM »
Bad is good. We need a new team.

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1467 on: September 12, 2019, 05:35:20 PM »
hate watching Jos sputter along like this

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1468 on: September 12, 2019, 05:45:02 PM »
alright here we go!

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1469 on: September 12, 2019, 05:56:29 PM »
Well it looks as if Marsh isn't quite Alicia Witt enough in his bid to get a Dedee Pfeiffer.