Author Topic: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra (Read 70599 times)

Cuellar · « **Reply #1440 on:** September 12, 2019, 02:49:45 PM »

Stokes you dild

iamcoop · « **Reply #1441 on:** September 12, 2019, 02:59:57 PM »

🎼Well I can dance with ya honey
If ya think it’s funny
But does your mother know that you’re out?🎼

Stokes back in the sheds for 20.

Cuellar · « **Reply #1442 on:** September 12, 2019, 03:43:18 PM »

TEA with only 3 down?!

???

Thursday · « **Reply #1443 on:** September 12, 2019, 03:51:59 PM »

Stokes needs to watch himself. We're willing to turn a bit of a blind eye because of past services, but there's limits.

Inspector Norse · « **Reply #1444 on:** September 12, 2019, 04:19:39 PM »

FFS. Root drying up and getting out when well-set once again.

Norton Canes · « **Reply #1445 on:** September 12, 2019, 04:21:49 PM »

What do we reckon, ~230?

Thursday · « **Reply #1446 on:** September 12, 2019, 04:22:22 PM »

So 24, 1, 5 and 27 for Root

iamcoop · « **Reply #1447 on:** September 12, 2019, 04:36:55 PM »

He’s gone completely mentally ill. Take him out the back and shoot him.

Inspector Norse · « **Reply #1448 on:** September 12, 2019, 04:38:13 PM »

Jonny Bairstow can fuck off. Seriously. No way whatsoever he should be going on tour this winter. He is actually shit at cricket.

poo · « **Reply #1449 on:** September 12, 2019, 04:42:48 PM »

Pathetic, ulcerated scrota. I hope they get fucking blammed.

Cuellar · « **Reply #1450 on:** September 12, 2019, 04:43:08 PM »

Haha Curran, second ball BOSH

Cuellar · « **Reply #1451 on:** September 12, 2019, 04:44:01 PM »

HAHA 4th ball OUT

Cuellar · « **Reply #1452 on:** September 12, 2019, 04:44:38 PM »

Fully back on the ward now lads

Cuellar · « **Reply #1453 on:** September 12, 2019, 04:45:29 PM »

No ball beeereeeeehhhh

sevendaughters · « **Reply #1454 on:** September 12, 2019, 04:50:23 PM »

threw my earphones out in disgust at that Curran wicket. some mild bleeding stemmed. had my prostate checked earlier and thought things could only get better.

Cuellar · « **Reply #1455 on:** September 12, 2019, 05:01:40 PM »

WELL YOU CAN THROW THEM OUT AGAIN

Inspector Norse · « **Reply #1456 on:** September 12, 2019, 05:04:55 PM »

Mitchmarsh test bowling average 44. England getting bowled out by Darren Maddy here.

Cuellar · « **Reply #1457 on:** September 12, 2019, 05:06:34 PM »

Fuckin ell he's taken THREE wickets?!

sevendaughters · « **Reply #1458 on:** September 12, 2019, 05:10:12 PM »

Quote from: Cuellar on September 12, 2019, 05:06:34 PM

Fuckin ell he's taken THREE wickets?!

no mate. four.

Cuellar · « **Reply #1459 on:** September 12, 2019, 05:11:29 PM »

JeSUS.

Thursday · « **Reply #1460 on:** September 12, 2019, 05:12:30 PM »

https://youtu.be/M64u7i_EemM

Cuellar · « **Reply #1461 on:** September 12, 2019, 05:12:39 PM »

Roll up Roll up, play against England and get career best figures - double hundreds? You'll get em! 5 test wickets? No problem!

sevendaughters · « **Reply #1462 on:** September 12, 2019, 05:13:50 PM »

plenty of time for Smith to beat that Bradman record now. Go for the world record, fuck it. Rub it in.

Inspector Norse · « **Reply #1463 on:** September 12, 2019, 05:14:41 PM »

Can we just abandon the game now? We get it, England are an absolute shower. No need to waste three more days on them.

EOLAN · « **Reply #1464 on:** September 12, 2019, 05:16:08 PM »

Quote from: Inspector Norse on September 12, 2019, 05:04:55 PM

Mitchmarsh test bowling average 44. England getting bowled out by Darren Maddy here.

Looks well set up for a Dedee Pfeiffer

BlodwynPig · « **Reply #1465 on:** September 12, 2019, 05:19:33 PM »

Evening ladies, forgot this was on. England 300 all out not bad i reckon

poo · « **Reply #1466 on:** September 12, 2019, 05:23:39 PM »

Bad is good. We need a new team.

sevendaughters · « **Reply #1467 on:** September 12, 2019, 05:35:20 PM »

hate watching Jos sputter along like this

poo · « **Reply #1468 on:** September 12, 2019, 05:45:02 PM »

alright here we go!

EOLAN · « **Reply #1469 on:** September 12, 2019, 05:56:29 PM »

Well it looks as if Marsh isn't quite Alicia Witt enough in his bid to get a Dedee Pfeiffer.

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