What kinds of animal have you jokingly wanked onto recently

[popcorn]

Joking wanks only please, no weird stuff.

You know what animals I have jokingly wanked onto if you have seen popcorn_private_tape_LEAK_mp4_uncut_16gb.vid. :(

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A gibbon?  Not sure if that counts as an animal though or a space probe.  Depends on the context I guess.

[chveik]

wasp

[BlodwynPig]

Blob fish, i think

[Mr Eggs]

wasp

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That is "WANK ON ME" in wasp language. You need to go up to the nest and hold your phone/tablet right up close to the nest.

And then all the wasps come out and wank on you.

[grassbath]

A laughing, larruping dolphin.

[seepage]

your mum

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Has there ever been a bee trained to eat human male spunk rather than nectar?


If there has then I would gladly and generously plant pollen on all its bits to keep the cycle of life going, don't worry.

[Lord Mandrake]

Some of my wank probably got onto some Tardigrades. The Tardigrades then maybe ate my baby tadpoles.

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Some of my wank probably got onto some Tardigrades. The Tardigrades then maybe ate my baby tadpoles.

Perhaps they'll die.