Big tub of mayo with the lads

[touchingcloth]

Go out Friday. Beers. Babes. Bants. Afterwards? Kebab, chips, onion rings. Anything else? Yes, boss. Great big tub of mayo with the lads.

[Pearly-Dewdrops Drops]

Oh, christ! Oh, jesus fucking christ! Phil is going into anaphylactic shock. Nobody fucking told me he had a mayo allergy! We are fucked, should we call an ambulance? Don't just stand there gawping, Ricky.

[touchingcloth]

No, just stand there, Ricky, gawping, and dip into this big tub of mayo with the lads.

[Pearly-Dewdrops Drops]

Ricky? RICKY??! Fucking hell he's foaming at the mouth. There's something wrong with that mayo, lads!!!!

[Replies From View]

Mate you can't eat all of that mayo.  I've seen it curdled down the old JJB Sports turning people sick.  It can't be done.


Okay so cheers x

[touchingcloth]

Ricky? RICKY??! Fucking hell he's foaming at the mouth. There's something wrong with that mayo, lads!!!!

The foam's cos he had one of them what you call it pussy beer drinks. The mayo is fine, shush your trap pal and come tuck into the big tub of mayo with the lads.

[pancreas]

IS IT

          IS IT

                       IS IT

                                   PEANUT MAYO?

[touchingcloth]

IS IT

          IS IT

                       IS IT

                                   PEANUT MAYO?

I dunno. Is it a big tub of peanut mayo? Is it for the lads?

[Chollis]

Lettuce? Mayonnaise? Yes boss!

[Chollis]

MAAAAAYO


SIMON MAAAAYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOO

[Better Midlands]

MAAAAAYO


SIMON MAAAAYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOO

MAYTE!

[touchingcloth]

Joo wan all salad sauce on that boss? Joo wan big tub of mayo with the lads with that boss?

[Huxleys Babkins]

Great stuff. Reminds me of my college days when me and the lads would all bunk off early, get some beers in and waste away hours playing FIFA 98 on the N64 with a big tub of mayo.

TOP TIP: The rarely-utilised left prong of an N64 controller makes a great "dip stick" so you can keep on gaming non-stop, and get the mayo you need to keep performing at the highest level.

[hamfist]

phwoaaaarrrrr

[Glebe]

Legend Gary "mellowing with age."