2nd Annual Festival of Power-Eating Minge and Arse

[poo]

Newport Bus Station, Ringland, Newport, 12th Oct.

[Glebe]

Can't make it, I'll be attending the Concert for Juggy that night.*

*In Frome.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Skeptical.

The inaugural festival of power-eating minge and arse in Porthcawl was a let down after a no-show from celebrity special guest Miguel Induráin. The ferocity of power eating tailed off after lunchtime as well.

[Glebe]

This has been rescheduled for July 4, 2022.

[Shit Good Nose]

Can't make it, I'll be attending the Concert for Juggy that night.*

*In Frome.

I'll be just down the road in Shepton Mallet for the Cock Gobbling, Steam Fair And Badger Baiting festival (free corn on the cob and mead), so I'll see you at Juggy after.

[Glebe]

I'll be just down the road in Shepton Mallet for the Cock Gobbling, Steam Fair And Badger Baiting festival (free corn on the cob and mead), so I'll see you at Juggy after.

I'll be at the bar with a nice, warm pot of frot-golem phlegm waiting for you, SNG!

[sponk]

Newport Bus Station, Ringland, Newport, 12th Oct.

How often is this annual festival to be held?