Farting like a god damn baboon here

[Rizla]

Big, lusty voluminous rippers coming from deep within the old guts, rattling my arsewalls in a manner not unpleasant. Coming on like an august thunderstorm. They call me Mr Shoutybum.  It's OK. It's good. Mostly been eating meat and drinking lagers these past few days so can't say it's entirely unexpected. Anyone else farting like a gad damn baboon here?

[popcorn]

Stop that please - it's rude imo.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

FLF

[Glebe]

Most offensive thread in a long while.

[pancreas]

Mods, could this please be transferred to GB?

[Sebastian Cobb]

You'll end up with a big red arse if you keep it up.

[TrenterPercenter]

It is a little known fact that baboons, in order to sustain their mating arses, forgoed their farting glands and therefore can never fart.

This renders your claim highly suspect.

[the midnight watch baboon]

Fuck is this broken little handjob of a dude?

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You'll end up with a big red arse if you keep it up.

They used to say this about the game of bouncing a balloon in the air and not letting it drop on the ground.

It was the treat of the night to win that game and end up with a big red arse, I tell you.

[BlodwynPig]

They used to say this about the game of bouncing a baboon in the air and not letting it drop on the ground.

It was the treat of the night to win that game and end up with a big red arse, I tell you.

FTF you

[zomgmouse]

FLF

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