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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1050 on: June 21, 2021, 10:22:30 PM »
Legend Gary has had a skinful, he has been injecting beer into his skin with a syringe for 'that classic crisp hoppy finish'

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1051 on: June 22, 2021, 04:04:29 PM »
Gary squeezes Daz into the kitchen bin and rolls him along a bus lane.

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1052 on: June 23, 2021, 09:09:56 AM »
https://twitter.com/DreadnoughtPub/status/1407342757102895115?s=19

Daz daz, look. They gone put our message up on the front of the pub!

Haha! Losers!

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1053 on: June 23, 2021, 11:41:23 AM »
Gary claims GB News is "too woke" and sets up his own rival "news station", Gary Broadcasting News. It's basically him and his entourage making videos with Daz filming. After three videos his channel is banned for multiple violations of Youtube's terms of service, which Gary claims shows how "woke" Youtube is.

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1054 on: June 23, 2021, 12:17:59 PM »
Gary decides Gregg's pasties are "gayz onley," and absolutely decks Daz when he discovers him munching one.

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1055 on: June 23, 2021, 02:25:46 PM »
Daz is awoken in the dead of night by the sound of loud sobbing coming from downstairs. He gets up and finds Gary at the bottom of the stairs, head in hands, tears streaming down his face.

"Ledge, what's wrong mate?"
"It's.....it's them moslims Daz... they keep comin' over here! And them polish and bulgerians as well!"
"Right, well I'm going back to bed."

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1056 on: June 23, 2021, 03:21:10 PM »
Gary has an erotic dream about Del Boy.

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1057 on: June 23, 2021, 04:59:38 PM »
Gary finds a big crisp

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1058 on: June 23, 2021, 06:09:25 PM »
Gary finds a big crisp

It's Ferris after the explosion!

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1059 on: June 24, 2021, 09:04:56 AM »
Gary writes to his local school offering to help with One Britain One Nation Day "including choreography and set design"

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1060 on: June 25, 2021, 07:08:55 PM »
Gary describes Daz as "weirdly prescient."

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1061 on: June 26, 2021, 05:35:50 PM »
"Daz, can I shock you? I like Mumford and Sons"

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1062 on: June 26, 2021, 11:36:45 PM »
Gary tosses a McFlurry at Daz, "for bit laugh an' that, like."

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1063 on: June 27, 2021, 02:33:28 PM »
Gary tells Daz that he "really ties the room together."

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1064 on: June 27, 2021, 10:43:32 PM »
Gary perceives ethereal beings at the edges of reality.

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1065 on: June 29, 2021, 11:50:55 AM »
Gary humps Prof Chris Whitty's leg.

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1066 on: June 29, 2021, 02:46:50 PM »
Gary recreates the more violent scenes from Scarface (1983) with Daz as the victim.

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1067 on: June 29, 2021, 02:48:49 PM »
Gary describes his sit on lawnmower as "the Batmobile of mowers"

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1068 on: June 29, 2021, 07:44:09 PM »
"YES! Take that,  Fritz! Football's coming home!"

"Could you keep it down Gary?" grumbles Daz, poking his head in the living room door. He is grasping The Complete Molière in his hands.

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1069 on: June 30, 2021, 09:39:18 AM »
On the one hand cultural Marxism, on the other: it's coming home. Quite the conundrum really, Darren? Darren?!

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1070 on: June 30, 2021, 10:13:09 AM »
Legend Gary reports Daz to the police for "expressing insufficient support for the England team during the day of a football match". Daz gets a £100 fine and a telling off.

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1071 on: July 04, 2021, 01:12:18 PM »
Legend Gary's latest online offering has been noticed by Twitter: https://twitter.com/SeanMcCarthyCom/status/1411440863381762048/photo/1

Although Ledge is not being honest with that last paragraph, as he goes abroad twice a year with the lads for some booze, babes and banter. Loves waving a little Union Jack at the locals on the bus from the airport to the accomodation.

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1072 on: July 04, 2021, 04:06:43 PM »
That's extra-strength Ledge Deso.

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1073 on: July 04, 2021, 06:27:43 PM »
He's been hacked. The tip-off is the misspell in "We are the protaginists", part of a designation Legend Gary would never select in a million years over 'THE MAIN EVENT'.

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1074 on: July 04, 2021, 06:35:24 PM »
Gary buys a load of face masks so he can burn them in the back garden.

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1075 on: July 04, 2021, 07:12:12 PM »
"I have never gone abroad and never will" is some epic Gary-aping. Probably posted from Benidorm.

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1076 on: July 05, 2021, 02:39:52 PM »
Gary adds another St George's Cross to the flagpole.

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1077 on: July 08, 2021, 09:35:39 AM »
Gary climbs onto a traffic light and sprays the people below with beer.


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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1078 on: July 08, 2021, 02:29:42 PM »
Legend Gary thinks trans ones shouldn't have access to either the men's or women's toilets. Go outside and do it.

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1079 on: July 08, 2021, 02:32:03 PM »
Legend Gary and the crew have been a lot less critical of "woke footballers" these past couple of weeks. Croatian Mendez even calls them heroes.

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