LEGEND GARY PART TWO

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Legend Gary has had a skinful, he has been injecting beer into his skin with a syringe for 'that classic crisp hoppy finish'

[Glebe]

Gary squeezes Daz into the kitchen bin and rolls him along a bus lane.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

https://twitter.com/DreadnoughtPub/status/1407342757102895115?s=19

Daz daz, look. They gone put our message up on the front of the pub!

Haha! Losers!

[Fambo Number Mive]

Gary claims GB News is "too woke" and sets up his own rival "news station", Gary Broadcasting News. It's basically him and his entourage making videos with Daz filming. After three videos his channel is banned for multiple violations of Youtube's terms of service, which Gary claims shows how "woke" Youtube is.

[Glebe]

Gary decides Gregg's pasties are "gayz onley," and absolutely decks Daz when he discovers him munching one.

[Chollis]

Daz is awoken in the dead of night by the sound of loud sobbing coming from downstairs. He gets up and finds Gary at the bottom of the stairs, head in hands, tears streaming down his face.

"Ledge, what's wrong mate?"
"It's.....it's them moslims Daz... they keep comin' over here! And them polish and bulgerians as well!"
"Right, well I'm going back to bed."

[Fambo Number Mive]

Gary has an erotic dream about Del Boy.

[Pink Gregory]

Gary finds a big crisp

[Glebe]

Gary finds a big crisp

It's Ferris after the explosion!

[Fambo Number Mive]

Gary writes to his local school offering to help with One Britain One Nation Day "including choreography and set design"

[Glebe]

Gary describes Daz as "weirdly prescient."

[Fambo Number Mive]

"Daz, can I shock you? I like Mumford and Sons"

[Glebe]

Gary tosses a McFlurry at Daz, "for bit laugh an' that, like."

[Glebe]

Gary tells Daz that he "really ties the room together."

[Glebe]

Gary perceives ethereal beings at the edges of reality.

[shagatha crustie]

Gary humps Prof Chris Whitty's leg.

[Glebe]

Gary recreates the more violent scenes from Scarface (1983) with Daz as the victim.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Gary describes his sit on lawnmower as "the Batmobile of mowers"

[Glebe]

"YES! Take that,  Fritz! Football's coming home!"

"Could you keep it down Gary?" grumbles Daz, poking his head in the living room door. He is grasping The Complete Molière in his hands.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

On the one hand cultural Marxism, on the other: it's coming home. Quite the conundrum really, Darren? Darren?!

Darren is unconscious.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Legend Gary reports Daz to the police for "expressing insufficient support for the England team during the day of a football match". Daz gets a £100 fine and a telling off.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Legend Gary's latest online offering has been noticed by Twitter: https://twitter.com/SeanMcCarthyCom/status/1411440863381762048/photo/1

Although Ledge is not being honest with that last paragraph, as he goes abroad twice a year with the lads for some booze, babes and banter. Loves waving a little Union Jack at the locals on the bus from the airport to the accomodation.

[Glebe]

That's extra-strength Ledge Deso.

[wosl]

He's been hacked. The tip-off is the misspell in "We are the protaginists", part of a designation Legend Gary would never select in a million years over 'THE MAIN EVENT'.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Gary buys a load of face masks so he can burn them in the back garden.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

"I have never gone abroad and never will" is some epic Gary-aping. Probably posted from Benidorm.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Gary adds another St George's Cross to the flagpole.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Gary climbs onto a traffic light and sprays the people below with beer.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Legend Gary thinks trans ones shouldn't have access to either the men's or women's toilets. Go outside and do it.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Legend Gary and the crew have been a lot less critical of "woke footballers" these past couple of weeks. Croatian Mendez even calls them heroes.