Author Topic: LEGEND GARY PART TWO  (Read 75976 times)

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1140 on: September 13, 2021, 05:26:33 PM »
Legend Gary gives a pile of Maxim magazine to the charity shop.

"Some of the pages are stuck together but otherwise they're grand!"

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1141 on: September 15, 2021, 01:10:19 AM »
Gary gets cancelled from transphobic twitter: 'dunno why Gaz, I only offered to show a load of mad scottish women who need a good shagging & that guy who wrote Father Ted, this rare foreign porn video I've got that totally proves women will wee&shit all over your face.'

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1142 on: September 17, 2021, 11:36:51 PM »
Gary goes on an anti-vaccination rant while dropping his niece off at the local creche.

"Look, Gary isn't it? We're all entitled to our own opinions, but could you please pull the mask up over your mouth and nose in here?"

"Listen, you moany bitch, I'll put the thing on me face, don't mean I have to have it EXACTLY on me mouth or owt! So stick that in your pipe and smoke it! And you probably do smoke a pipe, lezzer! Have a great day, little #AmyWinehouseforevah! Mummy will pick you up when she's finished in the tanning salon!"

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1143 on: September 18, 2021, 04:56:15 PM »
Gary dances in the train aisle while blowing up a balloon to the music Daz is playing through his speakers.

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1144 on: September 18, 2021, 10:07:11 PM »
Hubris Daz

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