"Gary, there's a really interesting-looking film on at the local arthouse cinema. I know it's not something we'd normally go to, but do you fancy giving it a shot?"
"Nah, Daz, let's go to the Arndale Centre and slag people off."
"But Gary, this film looks really good, it's one of them dramas about social problems facing the youth of today. I think we'd really relate to it, do you want to give it a try?"
"Nah, Daz, Arndale. Slaggings."
"I'll even pay for your ticket, Gary. What do you say?"
"Nah Daz, Arndale."
"Oh come on, Gary! Just this once!"
"Arndale."
"I'll ask you one more time, then. Do you want to go to this interesting film?"
"Hmmm. You know what Daz, maybe. Just maybe..."
Half an hour later they're in the Arndale Centre, laughing at passers-by.