Author Topic: LEGEND GARY PART TWO  (Read 35933 times)

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #510 on: September 12, 2020, 04:18:43 PM »
Gary inflates a condom and puts it over his head. Never mind those masks, he's got a new way of beating the virus.


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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #511 on: September 12, 2020, 08:19:28 PM »
Gary politely enquires why Kronenbourg isn't included in the Tesco Meal Deal.

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #512 on: September 12, 2020, 08:26:16 PM »
Gary's first foray into electronic music is to replicate the c word on the Theremin.

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #513 on: September 13, 2020, 10:18:33 AM »
Legend Gary is egging you on

Sorry, to complete that statement, Legend Gary is egging you on Thursday. This is your advanced warning.

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #514 on: September 13, 2020, 01:22:04 PM »
Gary jumps out from behind the couch dressed as the Creature from the Black Lagoon.

"RAAARRRRGH!!!"

"OH FUCK ME ARRRHHHHH!!!"

"Calm down Daz, I'm just trying out me Halloween costume! Oh fuck sorry mate didn't mean to attack you so hard. I'll ring A&E."

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #515 on: September 14, 2020, 11:16:00 AM »
Daz expresses his support for Antifa, prompting Gary to deem him a "liptart".

Glebe

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #516 on: September 15, 2020, 05:08:33 PM »
A Stella Artois ad comes on the telly. Gary's expression turns blank and he starts mindlessly strangling Daz. He comes out of it as the ad ends. "Fuck, what am I doing? Sorry Daz... it happened again!"

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #517 on: September 16, 2020, 12:12:48 PM »
"No Gary, a snake is not a valid face covering":

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-54163293

Glebe

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #518 on: September 16, 2020, 02:46:55 PM »
"No Gary, a snake is not a valid face covering":

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-54163293

"Sid was so exciting to be going on a bus journey an' all, Daz! Fucking killjoys... still, at least I made the news, 'fame at last'!"

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #519 on: September 16, 2020, 09:40:47 PM »
"Gary, my Tracey is having dinner tonight, her sister who you fancy will be there... you can come along if you're on your best behaviour."

"Nah Daz, gonna hang around the estate and set off fireworks."

Glebe

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #520 on: September 17, 2020, 08:35:10 PM »
"Fancy a Stella from the fridge, Gary."

"Yes thank you Daz. Y'know Daz, that's a very loving gesture. That's a wonderful show of kindness!"

"No prob Gary!"

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #521 on: September 17, 2020, 11:47:03 PM »
Slating Legend Gary and Pubes Daz is leftie iconoclasm. Harsher criticisms could be made about the prophet Mohammed and it feels to me like those who would be willing to cancel Legend Gary and Pubes Daz would recoil from criticism of Mohammed.

Glebe

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #522 on: Yesterday at 12:46:27 PM »
"What'll we watch on Netflix, Gary?"

"The Lincoln Lawyer."

"You always want to watch that! Nah... how about La Haine? Although I must warn you that it is French and in black and white."

"Nah Daz, the subtitles is one thing but I hate black and white movies, even Laurel & Hardy has to be colorized for me! Come on mate, The Lincoln Lawyer!"

"Sigh. I don't understand your obsession with that movie, but okay Fifth watch this month."

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