LEGEND GARY PART TWO

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Steak Terry refuses to give Legend Gary any of his 3 steaks at all.

[Fambo Number Mive]

While saying "Sorry Gaz, there's too much at steak"

Gary considers destroying Steak Terry for calling him Gaz, but decides not to in favour of charming a steak from him.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Gary dresses up as Captain Tom and rings the local paper.

[Glebe]

Daz accurately describes Gary as "a giant, reckless child who romps destructively."

[wosl]

Legend Gary covers his microwave in assault course netting.

[Glebe]

"Sorry mate, I'll have to ask you to leave if you're not going to wear a mask."

"FUCK TESCO! FUCK TESCO!"

[Fambo Number Mive]

Legend Gary disrupts three school Zoom calls while dressed as James Bond.

Legend Gary will only wear a mask if he can store some crisps in it.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Legend Gary says English Rugby Union's anthem is Vindaloo by Fat Les.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-humber-56073944

Car Park Charlie sells 'nose powder' to Legend Gary's illegitimate offspring in Cybergrimsby 2077.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Gary paints a Union Jack on his sex arse.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Legend Gary asks Riga Tony, "So what actually happened in Riga, Tony?"

"Drop it."

[Fambo Number Mive]

"Daz?"

"Yes, Gary?"

"Read the standing orders! Read them and understand them!"

"Are you still quoting lines from that parish council meeting that went viral, Gary? I'm off for a wank."

[Fambo Number Mive]

Gary finally finds a face mask he will wear: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGjAL5ceFF4&t=0s

[Glebe]

Gary does a Zoom meet with his social worker using a cat avatar.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Gary pulls a condom over his entire head and tells Daz he is the rubber man.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Gary describes Jim London as the fictional character he would most like to have a pint with.

[Glebe]

Gary tells Daz he is going to inject Mr. Muscle into his arse in lieu of the vaccine.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Daz scoffs "I'll stick with drinking my own urine thanks Gary. Chin chin"

[Glebe]

"I'm off out BAME jumping, Daz."

"It's BASE jumping, Gary."

"I mean what I said."

[dex]

"Who's still together after all the shit they've been through, Daz?"

"Dunno, Ledge."

"Your arse cheeks!"

"Good one, Gary!"

"Put the kettle on, Daz."

[Glebe]

"What's the latest on the pandemic, Gary?"

"More restrictions I'm afraid. More liberties being taken away from good white, male British straights like us. It's the feminist agenda, Daz. Keep the males in check and weakened in their cubby holes. Meanwhile, the plandemic continues as the mask lunatics take over."

"Cheers for that Gary. Please keep me up to date with these fantastic theories you have."

[Fambo Number Mive]

Gary calls Shaun Bailey "a walking continent of common sense".

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Gary calls Shaun Bailey "a walking continent of common sense".

Laughed

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Legend Gary uses a stick to illustrate what happens when a man gets an erection.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Legend Gary has his tattoo of Prince Harry surgically removed. "You don't mess with the Firm, Daz".

[Glebe]

"Sick of these migrainets coming over here with the covid, Daz. Send 'em back. Why should the white taxpayer deal with 'em?"

"You're the Silent Majority, Gary."

"Yeah Daz... yeah, that's it! That's brilliant, Daz! The 'Silent Majority'... I'll have to remember that!"

"Probably said it before, Gary. These posts all kind of meld together."

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Legend Gary still has some Coke from the 90s from when it had real cocaine in, you can come over to his and look at it, but fuck off are you having any.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Legend Gary claims he beat the keepy upy record six times even though everyone knows he didn't.

Legend Gary invents a new fart sound and rings the local paper to let them know.

[Glebe]

Gary's latest YouTube video is entitled 'Anti-Maskers Unite!'

"Can you upload this for me Daz?"

"Can't you learn to do it yourself, Gary?"

"Nah mate, I'll leave all the computer things to little nerds like you. Now upload it before I give you a kicking y'little geeky bastard!"

[Fambo Number Mive]

Legend Gary describes himself as a "total monarchist, aside from Harry and Meghan.", before going on to blame Harry and Meghan for several unrelated issues and getting so annoyed he does a little wee in his underpants.