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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1110 on: July 28, 2021, 09:40:48 AM »
Legend Gary promises to give that Rehydration Sachet bloke 'a hangover to wipe that smug cunt off the map'.

Legend Gary says not going through with raping someone after spiking their drink is 'a waste of good drugs' and 'unethical if anything'.

Legend Gary is annoyed to discover that Stealthing is 'bad now'.

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1111 on: July 28, 2021, 02:23:13 PM »
Gary mocks Daz by dubbing him "Masky McMaskface."

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1112 on: July 28, 2021, 03:13:18 PM »
Gary keeps boasting about his "man juice"

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1113 on: July 29, 2021, 05:05:51 PM »
Gary kicks over his 10,000 children's sandcastle. "The look in their fucking eyes when I do that" he boasts to an embarrassed Daz.

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1114 on: July 29, 2021, 05:29:22 PM »
Gary is deemed "a legend in me own lockdown" by Gary heself.

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1115 on: August 01, 2021, 02:23:18 AM »
Gary explains why his fantasy threesome involves Proxy Paige and Penny Pax.
"The alliteration, Daz, the alliteration. Probably some assonance, too. A proper cocksmith has gotta be classy about these things, it's about more than just shaggin' away at some furry hoops."

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1116 on: August 01, 2021, 10:28:55 PM »
'What is this quintessence of Daz?'

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1117 on: August 01, 2021, 11:03:44 PM »
Something is rotten in this branch of Primark

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1118 on: August 02, 2021, 10:34:11 PM »
"Gary, why are you wearing that red jacket and crash helmet?"

"Never mind that Daz, just put on this papier-mâché fox head and get running."

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1119 on: August 03, 2021, 10:37:11 AM »
Gary sneaks into the Tokyo Olympics and manages to enter as a contestant in the gymnastics. His performance is described as "elegant and graceful" and he gains high marks from the judges.

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1120 on: August 03, 2021, 10:57:23 AM »
Daz: Did you watch King Gary last night mate?

Legend: Course I fucking didn't. Lip!

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1121 on: August 25, 2021, 10:12:41 PM »
Your mum fails the Pubes Daz Doorstep Challenge

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1122 on: August 31, 2021, 10:50:44 PM »
Legend Gary sits in a bucket of urine and fucks it.

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1123 on: August 31, 2021, 11:03:27 PM »
Legend Gary throws his own birthday party in order to win a 'Legend Gary' birthday prize.

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1124 on: August 31, 2021, 11:10:06 PM »
Legend Gary writes a letter to the editor of a newspaper explaining why he should be free of the law.

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1125 on: August 31, 2021, 11:13:18 PM »
Legend Gary is a "wank" victim of the British Transport Police.

Legend Gary hangs for forty days and nights from a gibbet.

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1126 on: September 01, 2021, 03:53:30 PM »
Gary stands inside the door at Tesco and pulls the masks off people coming in. "Jimmy Swissknife is the security guard here, he turns a blind eye to it Daz!"

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1127 on: September 01, 2021, 10:23:15 PM »
Legend Gary plays a game called 'Bag the Bastard', consisting of blowing up bags of shit.

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1128 on: September 01, 2021, 10:47:42 PM »
Legend Gary is shot in the gut by a rival.

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1129 on: September 02, 2021, 01:06:32 PM »
Gary suggests replacing the Olympics with "one big drinking contest"

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1130 on: September 02, 2021, 02:24:38 PM »
The 'Paralytic' games, Daz? Do you get it? Daz? Daz???

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1131 on: September 02, 2021, 05:57:30 PM »
Gary suggests foreign aid be "repurposed to fund a Stella drive for thirsty Brits!"

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1132 on: September 03, 2021, 02:08:30 AM »
Gary discovers that Conor McGregor is his second cousin and immediately declares the IRA "a great bunch of lads."

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1133 on: September 03, 2021, 09:38:50 AM »
Legend Gary makes a snide remark to a passing snail and gets a snail shell stuck on his shoe.

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1134 on: September 03, 2021, 09:14:40 PM »
Legend Gary inadvertently eats shit.

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1135 on: September 04, 2021, 09:18:09 PM »
Legend Gary subsequently deliberately eats shit, for 'laffs'

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1136 on: September 04, 2021, 11:36:41 PM »
Legend Gary dances to a recording of his own heartbeat in the town hall's toilet.

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1137 on: September 04, 2021, 11:55:16 PM »
Gary still thinks it's the 1990's. "I'm eight years old forever, Daz!"

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1138 on: September 05, 2021, 10:22:34 AM »
Legend Gary takes a taxi home to 'save on bus fare'.

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Re: LEGEND GARY PART TWO
« Reply #1139 on: September 13, 2021, 03:08:43 PM »
Legend Gary gives a pile of Maxim magazine to the charity shop.

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