political satire thread

[petril]

an older politician pronounces it as YERP instead of Europe. let's ignore the shitty policy he's been supporting and continuing to support. the silly man, he does say that one thing in a silly way!

[Fambo Number Mive]

Lol Jacob Rees Mogg and his long words.

Tweeting a Rees Mogg gif where he says longer and longer words .

What he actually does? Sorry, this is mainstream satire.

[Replies From View]

So guys have you noticed this one thing:  Boris Johnson and Donald Trump have like the same exact hair lol


I was gazing at a photo of them and was like this:  am I the only one seeing this or what



heh

[Replies From View]

Donald Trump?  (get ready for the punchline....)


Gonad Trump, more like!  Haha!

[Cardenio I]

What's brown and sticky?

Tony Bliar's chancellor eating a toffee apple!

[Fambo Number Mive]

A cartoonist emails the Daily Telegraph a cartoon of Parliament as a swamp monster with Boris Johnson battling them whilst holding a mop. The mop has Dominic Cummings face and says "Democracy". In the background Corbyn, Hammond, Rudd and Swinson are running at Johnson holding a net saying "Elitist Remainers". Swinson is holding a champagne glass because that is what elite people.drink. Corbyn is wearing a hat with a red star on it because that is what his ilk wear.

[zomgmouse]

Donald Trump?

More like Donald NOT VERY GOOD!!!!!

Boris Johnson?

More like HORRENDOUS JOHNSON!!!!!!!

Jacob Rees Mogg?

More like JACOB VERY BADD

Theresa May?

More like THERESA TERRIBLE PERSON



fucking got em all

[Huxleys Babkins]

Parliament Prorogued? What's that, eh, some sort of Shane McGowan and George Clinton supergroup, eh?

[Replies From View]

Boris Johnson is A BUFFOON in this here latest episode of Mr Bean featuring the face of Boris Johnson cut out and pasted over Rowan Atkinson's face lol:


Boris Johnson's face / Mr Bean's voice:  oooh I oh hmm I oh

[gets it wrong and something calamitous unfolds]


Haha!!

[Huxleys Babkins]

I say, I say, I say, what's a load of old rubbish?

BORIS JOHNSON

[Huxleys Babkins]

You know how Nazi war criminals often say they were just following orders? Perhaps they were following John Bercow because he says order a lot and also he's a sort of Nazi for conspiring against the British people who voted to leave the failing EU. Also, his middle name is Adolf Hitler.

[Gregory Torso]

NICE GULAG YOU GOT HERE, MR PRESIDENT MINISTER

[Gregory Torso]

NORIS McSQUIRTER JOHNSON PUT THIS IN YOUR BOOK OF RECORDS: I HAVE EATEN SIX BUTTERED PORK PIES BECAUSE I WANT TO DIE AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE THANKS FOR FUCKING EVEYRHTHING UPKIP

[Huxleys Babkins]

BORIS JOHNSON BUT IT'S THE TRAILER FOR THE CATS MOVIE SOMEHOW, BLAH, BLAH, newsjacksubmissions@bbc.co.uk

[NJ Uncut]

Corbyn has his lad out as he shakes hands all smiling with pensioners on the seafront

So does Bercow but no cunt's surprised

[touchingcloth]

The MPs are taking a very long time over this debate, they're taking longer than you need to wait for the pharmacist to dispense your pills!

Speaking of pharmacists? Why are they so slow? They're probably trying the drugs themselves!

[Lordofthefiles]

A man who had his soul fucked out of him at public school decides, in a grand revenge plot, to do the same to the country of his birth.

[willpurry]

Political parties.

All full of cunts.

[Ferris]

Can everyone STOP doing satire until I've had a chance to post mine please? This is really unfair

[NJ Uncut]

Can everyone STOP doing satire until I've had a chance to post mine please? This is really unfair

I'm aghast anyone's even doing satire at all. For all we know, politics might happen again tomorrow. And then where will all these jokes be?

The sensible thing to do is wait for politics by any name or form to be done with, finito, and with the benefit of hindsight we can finally start crafting some delicious puns.

Doing it now before you have the full facts is bananas.

[Fambo Number Mive]

picture of superman fighting lex luthor but jo swinson's head is on superman and boris johnsons head is on lex luthor

took the satirist two hours and got five retweets.

[dallasman]

[Noonling]

The above is copyrighted, do not distribute without paying me.

[Fambo Number Mive]

he he boris has lots of intercourse: https://twitter.com/haveigotnews/status/1174646733554552832

[Ferris]

Can everyone STOP doing satire until I've had a chance to post mine please? This is really unfair

Fucks sake can everyone STOP.

I'm still writing mine and this is pretty fucking rude