How does buzby get his info

[popcorn]

Read book?

Check web?

Hear info?

[chveik]

monkey glands

[touchingcloth]

It's an aggregate account. You should have received a login and instructions when you joined the forum.

[a duncandisorderly]

he asks his mam.

[Fishfinger]

In a Highlander contest, he won the Prize. "I know everything. I am everything." That's what he yelled. Many Scots and Bothans died to bring you this information. He cut their fucking heads off.

[Nice Relaxing Poo]

He met The Devil at a crossroads and The Devil said "If you let me bum you, I will inform you of the amp levels and delay pedal settings of 4AD artists from 1983 onwards and other such frittery" Buzby dropped his cacks and the rest is history.

[Ferris]

Writes the topic on a piece of paper, folds and puts it under his pillow before bed.

When he wakes in the morning, his head is full of facts. They may not be the right facts but who among us would dare challenge him?

[pancreas]

Fucking sheeple. As if 'buzby' is one person and not a major administrative cog in the New World Order.

[Shit Good Nose]

Google gets its info from buzby.

[a duncandisorderly]

it's the one thing that buzby doesn't know.

[Fishfinger]

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[zomgmouse]

In the pale glittering moonlight upon a craggy mountaintop (the exact location of which may be ascertained only through a fitful slumber on an odd-numbered weeknight on a full moon in December) a whispering wind may, on occasion, be heard; through this wind, when filtered through the smoke of the twigs of an ancient tree from a nubile forest, various arcane sounds are gleaned, in a tongue mastered only by those who observe the seismic motions of the effluvium of a pregnant freshwater fish. Further workings are to this date are known by no one... no one except the one they call... buzby.

[hamfist]

He is the bloke off Quantum Leap but been doing it for 500 years. Pretty much done everything (yep, even *that*) and is an expert at it all.

Serious note : I fucking love buzby

[poo]

From Gary

[Dex Sawash]

He just looks up his old posts and copy/pastes

[Ferris]

Microsoft Encarta 1996

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

Gyromancy.

[NJ Uncut]

Buzby does not "get information"

Information emanates from Buzby.

He may very well be a pure information being consisting only of light

Need to know the difference between the two different kinds of volute? Well I'm not gonna ask fuckin Jeeves am i

[NJ Uncut]

I once asked Buzb a question in (spam) chat

He beamed a pink, uh, beam, of light into my prefrontal cortex.

Chose that part of me brain cause it controls personality ysee

[Glebe]

Del Boy sends it down the line.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

It's all in his legs. If we could only find a way to remove and burn his legs that would bring him down a peg or two.