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Hair Songs

Started by Captain Crunch, September 07, 2019, 11:12:17 AM

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Captain Crunch

Whenever I go the hairdresser (which is not very often), I get this song in my head:

Absolutely – Sensible Hair

But there are loads of great songs about or mentioning hair aren't there?  Like:

The Vandals - I Got An Ape Drape

What are your favourites?


Rich Uncle Skeleton


Tikwid

From the Internet Haircut Fetish Database:
QuotePink Floyd - Corporal Clegg
At first glance, this barmy late 60s psych number might not seem to warrant a place on this site; listen closer, however, and all is revealed! The long kazoo-solo fadeout features a vocal cameo from then-producer "Hurricane" Smith, who can be heard ordering someone to "git yore hair cut". But I sure hope that someone is myself, because as far as surprise haircut mentions go this one is up there with the best of the best; the direct forcefulness of the demand only adds to the titilating nature of such a cameo, while the military theme of the rest of the song seems to suggest such a cut would be no mere trim. Oh man....Short back and sides with pink hair dye for me, please!!!~

Rating: ✂ ✂ ✂ ✂

TheMonk


Al Tha Funkee Homosapien

Couple of 90s choices and a Rush 'classic'.

Pavement - Cut You Hair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTTgpTeb0Z8

Hum - I'd Like Your Hair Long (Not really about hair, but a good track from an underrated band)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKFb9_6kTfU

Rush - I Think I'm Going Bald (and my foreskin is tight?) - A siren song for the CaB generation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzXUmbU58ME

Lordofthefiles

That Phil Collins one with the drums.

QuoteThat Phil Collins one with the drums.

I Can Feel It Coming In Your Pubes Tonight (Fill Colin's)

Johnny Yesno


Jockice

Ginger by David Devant And His Spirit Wife. Apparently they used to throw grated carrot on the crowd while doing it live.

DrGreggles


Brundle-Fly

Bernice Bobs Her Hair - The Divine Comedy

NattyDread 2

Loads of reggae tunes about the Dreadlocks.
First that sprung to mind - Linval Thompson - Don't Cut Off Your Dreadlocks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNzahgVv9F0

Inspector Norse

LONG-HAIRED LOVER FROM LIVERPOOL

also 'Take the Skinheads Bowling'

Puce Moment

Mercury Rev 'Carwash Hair' from the era when they were good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zhh7A_gqr-g

Nick Cave 'Black Hair' about some woman with black hair (I know, i know...)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1R-rwiiy67Y

purlieu

Quote from: Puce Moment on September 07, 2019, 08:22:32 PM
Mercury Rev 'Carwash Hair' from the era when they were good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zhh7A_gqr-g
Came to post this, only they had more than one good era.

Syd Barrett - Golden Hair


NoSleep

Beck - Devil's Haircut. Excellent word combination.

massive bereavement

Quote from: TheMonk on September 07, 2019, 12:58:22 PM
Hair from that musical.

Clicked thinking that's what this thread was going to be about.

Egg "While Growing My Hair"

Gong "Cus You Got Green Hair"

Cpt Beefheart "Hair Pie"

Led Zeppelin "The Girl I love Got Long Black Wavy Hair"

Puce Moment


Pauline Walnuts

Quote from: massive bereavement on September 07, 2019, 09:24:36 PM
Clicked thinking that's what this thread was going to be about.


SAHB - Long Haired Music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0MDch2Y6AI

Alex Harvey being in on the early version of Hair, the musical of course

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0H5P-ZFt9bw

Shit Good Nose

Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young - Almost Cut My Hair.

Norton Canes

Ice Hockey Hair is that about hair? Says hair.

DrGreggles

Quote from: Norton Canes on September 07, 2019, 11:20:18 PM
Ice Hockey Hair is that about hair? Says hair.

Fuck knows what it's about, but it says 'hair' and that's good enough for me.
#besthairsongever

biggytitbo

QuoteDon't go chewing in bed
You might wake up with it stuck in your hair
That's right, don't go chewing now
You might get it right stuck in your hair, stuck in your hair
Chew, chew, chew, chewing gum
That's right, don't go chewing now
Aah Aah!


Mantle Retractor


studpuppet


Norton Canes


jobotic

Raced in here to say Hairstyle of the Devil and Give Me Back My Wig

What a waste of time.