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Last words, famous or otherwise
« on: September 07, 2019, 12:21:36 PM »
If you could choose someone else's dying words, What would they be?

Boris Johnson - 'well, at least it's a nice ditch.

Jeremy Clarkson - 'don't be ridiculous, of course I can take this bend at 80mph!'

Ricky Gervais - 'you just don't understand the comedy, yeah?'

biggytitbo - 'so that's  who was on the grassy knoll!'

Johnny Yesno

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Re: Last words, famous or otherwise
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2019, 12:24:58 PM »
'Aaaaaaarrrgh!'

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Re: Last words, famous or otherwise
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2019, 12:39:09 PM »
I will have it, even if it's only in the privacy of my own shell-like skull.

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Re: Last words, famous or otherwise
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2019, 12:41:58 PM »
Years from now, I'll look back and laugh about th-

Re: Last words, famous or otherwise
« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2019, 12:51:11 PM »
 " Thanks for all that super snogging and stuff, Her Who Plays Villanelle. Agreeing to be executed immediately after those saucy acts with you was a small price to pay, I like to think. "

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Re: Last words, famous or otherwise
« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2019, 12:53:05 PM »
" Thanks for all that super snogging and stuff, Her Who Plays Villanelle. Agreeing to be executed immediately after those saucy acts with you was a small price to pay, I like to think. "

'Jesus wept. Shoot me now.'

Re: Last words, famous or otherwise
« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2019, 12:54:37 PM »
Hee! I didn't like to let yer man Johnny Yesno down!

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« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2019, 01:35:27 PM »
Jeremy Clarkson - 'don't be ridiculous, of course I can take this bend at 80mph!'

That has bought back some memories. 2005-2006 or so I had a Peugeot 306. Great car. I remember taking a corner fast one night, n then seeing some headlamps closing up quickly behind me, being pulled over, and getting a right bollocking/dressing down.

At one point the officer said to me something like 'you took that corner at 85mph!? in a peugeot?!? I drive a volvo T5 and would not have attempted that corner at that speed.' I felt some weird sense of pride then, I knew I had taken the corner slower than that (top of third gear in that car was an indicated 85, and I had downshifted to 3rd n slowed down some more before the corner) but didn't want to backchat the policeman or dig my self deeper into a hole, so let it go.

Anyway I guess the feeling is that as long as nothing unpredictable happens you can keep going. Once something unpredictable happens, or something on the car fails or you can't trust it anymore, you have 1 or two seconds of thinking something like 'ok, maybe I have misjudged this' before the impact.

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Re: Last words, famous or otherwise
« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2019, 01:41:13 PM »
True story - my dad's last words to me were "make sure you sell the drinks cabinets and get a decent price for them".  Sorry dad, but there's no fucking way I'll be able to get a decent price for those.  No fucking way.

Re: Last words, famous or otherwise
« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2019, 01:44:54 PM »
"My only regret is that I had boneitis."

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Re: Last words, famous or otherwise
« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2019, 02:07:26 PM »

"something is wrong with my bumming machine" - that dead guy on the bumming machine

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Re: Last words, famous or otherwise
« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2019, 02:22:15 PM »
"I can see a light, for fuck sake." - Gervais

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Re: Last words, famous or otherwise
« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2019, 04:21:29 PM »
I told you I was a hundred and eleven!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Last words, famous or otherwise
« Reply #13 on: September 07, 2019, 04:23:54 PM »
you can never go wrong with the greatest hits

Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived enough. I am leaving with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck.

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Re: Last words, famous or otherwise
« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2019, 05:56:36 PM »
"I don't think I'm very well, you know."

My Mum, a few weeks ago, just short of her 98th birthday.

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Re: Last words, famous or otherwise
« Reply #15 on: September 07, 2019, 05:57:50 PM »
you can never go wrong with the greatest hits

Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived enough. I am leaving with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck.

Poor dear George Sanders.

Re: Last words, famous or otherwise
« Reply #16 on: September 07, 2019, 06:03:24 PM »
"Yes, I'll hold."

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Re: Last words, famous or otherwise
« Reply #18 on: September 07, 2019, 08:20:05 PM »
"Don't be daft, this shotgun isn't even loa......"

Robbie Williams

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Re: Last words, famous or otherwise
« Reply #19 on: September 07, 2019, 08:48:15 PM »
WORLDSTA





(I made this joke before on CaB several years ago, don't give me any shit.)

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Re: Last words, famous or otherwise
« Reply #20 on: September 07, 2019, 11:33:51 PM »
"I don't think I'm very well, you know."

My Mum, a few weeks ago, just short of her 98th birthday.

You know that emoji that's crying?  That one.  Also huge Welsh hugs.

Re: Last words, famous or otherwise
« Reply #21 on: September 08, 2019, 12:22:53 AM »
"Don't be daft, this shotgun isn't even loa......"

Robbie Williams The guitarist from Chicago

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« Reply #22 on: September 08, 2019, 09:43:54 AM »
"Ow, fuck!" - Roald Dahl.

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Re: Last words, famous or otherwise
« Reply #23 on: September 08, 2019, 11:22:19 AM »
"Ow, fuck!" - Rod Hull.

Re: Last words, famous or otherwise
« Reply #24 on: September 08, 2019, 11:28:23 AM »
" Fuck, 'ow? "- Uncouth Virgin.

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Re: Last words, famous or otherwise
« Reply #25 on: September 08, 2019, 12:40:39 PM »
Jeffrey Epstein - 'who are you and what are you doing with that rope?'

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Re: Last words, famous or otherwise
« Reply #26 on: September 08, 2019, 12:45:27 PM »
"Oh dear, I don't half look silly. I hope nothing goes wrong and they find me like this tomorrow morning."

Stephen Milligan. He'd have to take the orange out to say it though.

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Re: Last words, famous or otherwise
« Reply #27 on: September 08, 2019, 12:58:09 PM »
"I don't think I'm very well, you know."

My Mum, a few weeks ago, just short of her 98th birthday.

Aw man, I'm so sorry to hear that Sheepy, and hope you're doing as best you can.

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Re: Last words, famous or otherwise
« Reply #28 on: September 08, 2019, 01:04:51 PM »
Stephen Milligan. He'd have to take the orange out to say it though.

It was actually just a small segment of satsuma in his mouth. Perfectly normal.

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Re: Last words, famous or otherwise
« Reply #29 on: September 08, 2019, 01:07:05 PM »
"I don't think I'm very well, you know."

My Mum, a few weeks ago, just short of her 98th birthday.

Ah, sorry to hear that Sheepy. Hugs from me too.