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Flatulent Fox

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The most amazing compressor I've ever seen!
« on: September 09, 2019, 11:42:46 PM »
Sitrep
A slow puncture in rear passenger tyre.None of the pumps I have work,and the local garage coin op pump is out of order!
A hero is parked nearby and pulls out a case.A case that holds a 250psi compressor which he kindly lets me use.Incredible bit of kit,why with this a man could lose his mind.
Just look the fuck at that.It's the tyre inflator James bond would use.





A richmond case compressor,and the only place I've found that has one is a cash convertors.In Dunstable.
I must get one,it's almost as cool as the briefcase gun.


Captain Z

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Re: The most amazing compressor I've ever seen!
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2019, 11:51:53 PM »
"Now pay attention 007 - looks like an ordinary compressor, right?"

"Yes?"

"£7.99 Halfords."

touchingcloth

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Re: The most amazing compressor I've ever seen!
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2019, 12:31:30 AM »
What does it compress? The car or the tyres?

Flatulent Fox

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Re: The most amazing compressor I've ever seen!
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2019, 12:56:29 AM »
What does it compress? The car or the tyres?
My pants since I saw it.

Twed

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Re: The most amazing compressor I've ever seen!
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2019, 12:58:13 AM »
I have one that clips on to the car battery terminals. It's extremely useful.



Only 120PSI though. Sorry :-(

touchingcloth

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Re: The most amazing compressor I've ever seen!
« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2019, 12:59:21 AM »
My pants since I saw it.

How compressed are they now?

Neomod

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Re: The most amazing compressor I've ever seen!
« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2019, 01:02:54 AM »
the only place I've found that has one is a cash convertors. In Dunstable.

"Now, come, come, Mr Fox. You disappoint me. You get as much fulfillment out of inflating as I do, so why don't you admit it?"

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Re: The most amazing compressor I've ever seen!
« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2019, 04:55:42 AM »

New Star Wars character "disappoints".

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Re: The most amazing compressor I've ever seen!
« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2019, 06:15:22 AM »
<fans of reduced dynamic range leave thread disappointed>

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Re: The most amazing compressor I've ever seen!
« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2019, 07:18:06 AM »
Electric pumps? Pah!

http://www.vintagepumps.co.uk/

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Re: The most amazing compressor I've ever seen!
« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2019, 07:51:25 AM »
Does it makes drums sound better after they're ran through it?

Re: The most amazing compressor I've ever seen!
« Reply #11 on: September 10, 2019, 06:35:13 PM »
I had one of these. Getting the air hose and power cord back into the recesses of the body was an absolute nightmare. The lens fell off the light and it stopped working, then the aforesaid hose perished. It compressed pretty well, but was just totally unwieldy and over-engineered. Loud as fuck, too.

I replaced it with a £9 Halfords air pump that does the same thing and, unlike this one, doesn't weigh the same as a Kia Picanto.

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Re: The most amazing compressor I've ever seen!
« Reply #12 on: September 10, 2019, 08:45:08 PM »
Wait. The thing which pumped the tyre up isn’t a pump?

Cuellar

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Re: The most amazing compressor I've ever seen!
« Reply #13 on: September 10, 2019, 09:01:34 PM »
How loud is it? I have a shit Halfords own brand one and it is loud af. I also have a slow puncture on the front nearside.

Re: The most amazing compressor I've ever seen!
« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2019, 09:10:43 PM »
Go big or go home