TRUMP No. 9: A weird fucking bumble hex

[Buelligan]

Sunset Boulevard is a classic though, to be fair - not that Trump would understand it either.

I expect he thinks it's a porn actress that used to date one of his mafia friends.

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

I keep thinking about the comment I saw on Twitter re: his obvious "tan" lines in that photograph on the previous page.

"When my grandmother started doing her makeup like that, we took away her car keys."

For real folks, the man is not well. There should be - not a limit necessarily on how old the leader of a country can be, but after idk 65 whoever's running for President/Prime Minister/Taoiseach/Premier etc. should be required to have a full and complete medical checkup including an assessment by a gerontologist to make sure they're not going senile.

[Head Gardener]

[Dewt]

Haha nice one mate

[bgmnts]

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-doctor-health-ronny-jackson-cauliflower-mashed-potato-ice-cream-a9356396.html?amp

Stealth feeding him like a child is genuinely quite funny.

[ajsmith2]

I was childishly minorly amused to see this cartoon posted as a reply on Ben Garrison's twitter today, which I think was intended to show Trump showing brave and righeous disrespect to socialism/communism (same thing of course), but could also equally be interpreted as capturing the moment when Obama catches his first sight of Trump's gentitalia and is massively disappointed.

[Thomas]

Ben Garrison, whom I only know through this thread, is insane. Driven mad by the combination of his bigotry and his attraction to Donald Trump.

[bgmnts]

https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/01/coronavirus-mike-pence-donald-trump-jr-democrats-millions-die

His offspring making a significant contribution to society again.

I just don't understand anymore.

[Alberon]

It's the End Times. Nothing else makes any sense.

[phantom_power]

https://mobile.twitter.com/ThePubliusUSA/status/1234253914234609664

Fuck me how much coke has that man taken. Probably not the right thread but not worth starting one of its own

[bgmnts]

A grown adult man there.

[phantom_power]

A grown adult man there.

OK, maybe I shouldn't have posted it

[steve98]

https://mobile.twitter.com/ThePubliusUSA/status/1234253914234609664

Fuck me how much coke has that man taken. Probably not the right thread but not worth starting one of its own

Man that's fuckin horrible; I knew he was thoroughly reptilian, but that's something else.

[imitationleather]

https://mobile.twitter.com/ThePubliusUSA/status/1234253914234609664

Fuck me how much coke has that man taken. Probably not the right thread but not worth starting one of its own

Urgh. Reminds me of when I took my grandad to a rave. Never again. (Because he dropped dead at it.)

[Ferris]

https://mobile.twitter.com/ThePubliusUSA/status/1234253914234609664

Fuck me how much coke has that man taken. Probably not the right thread but not worth starting one of its own

Blimey.

[selectivememory]

Strong The Trial of Tim Heidecker vibes there.

[Cuellar]

His lawyer (?) putting his hand on his arm imploring him to just 'Stop' is great

[Head Gardener]

a .45 Caliber Pistol made especially for him

[bgmnts]

https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/05/trump-coronavirus-who-global-death-rate-false-number

It's really boring now and that's the shite part. Just used to it like.

[Ferris]

Sadly, Colt 1911 clones are notoriously difficult to shoot with small hands.

[Nice Relaxing Poo]

https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/05/trump-coronavirus-who-global-death-rate-false-number

It's really boring now and that's the shite part. Just used to it like.

Yeah, after 4 years of just flat out ludicrous lies and bluster, it's time for the orange sack of shit to fuck off. Hopefully the coronavirus will end it all early.

[steve98]

O ffs, won't somebody put some lead in his fucking head.

[Blumf]

Has Trump actually handled a gun? Fired one?

I get the feeling he'd hold it all wrong and the recoil would slam his (small) hand into his (fat) face.

[Head Gardener]

he could just shoot himself in the mouth, it's big enough

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

...why.

[pcsjwgm]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/pompeo-international-criminal-court-a-renegade-unlawful-so-called-court/vi-BB10Mm6p

Is there a worse cunt in the Trump administration than Mike Pompeo? Fucking despise this warmongering zealot.

[evilcommiedictator]

There's a video out of someone asking if he's worried about still holding rallies with the virus out and about

Good news is that he gives zero fucks. Bring on all those deadshits getting it and going broke with hospital costs

[kngen]

Given that half his administration have been to the AIPAC COVID hive, I'm enjoying the thought of them having to drag themselves into work every day on the brink of expiration, and take meetings with him while pretending to be perfectly healthy so as not to undermine his genius science knowledge.

It'll be like that episode of Peep Show where Mark gets the flu, but with the worst people on earth all dying!

[Ferris]

Given that half his administration have been to the AIPAC COVID hive, I'm enjoying the thought of them having to drag themselves into work every day on the brink of expiration, and take meetings with him while pretending to be perfectly healthy so as not to undermine his genius science knowledge.

It'll be like that episode of Peep Show where Mark gets the flu, but with the worst people on earth all dying!

Is that... normal pooing?

[Fambo Number Mive]

I see Trump can't stop talking about himself even when dealing with something like the coronavirus outbreak