TRUMP No. 9: A weird fucking bumble hex

[Butchers Blind]

Well, it looks like Tommy Lee from Mötley Crüe has had enough

https://twitter.com/Sky_Lee_1/status/1246911929840525315?s=19

[Dewt]

I want a Christmas haggis.

[BlodwynPig]

That would be hailed a CaB classic if posted on here

[Jumblegraws]

He didn't actually write it himself, he just posted it on his FB account
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/tommy-lee-letter-to-trump/

[BlodwynPig]

Dear Fucking Lunatic,
At your recent press conference - more a word salad that had a stroke and fell down stairs, you were CLEARLY so out of your depth you needed scuba gear. Within minutes of going off air your minions were backpedaling faster than Cirque De Soliel acrobats... In India a week ago, i couldn't get past the bit about your being the most popular visitor in the history of fucking india — a country of a BILLION ...

[Paul Calf]

I thought 'oleaginous' might be a bit of a stretch for Are Tommeh.

[Ant Farm Keyboard]

Theatre of the Absurd experts should be ecstatic. Every night, they get a new, one hour long, Samuel Beckett monologue.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Part of the problem with Trump is that to a section of the population he makes other just as ghastly world leaders look good by comparison. Such as Johnson.

[chveik]

Trump's press conferences are more entertaining than any Tv or films made these days.

[Gulftastic]

I like to keep watching him when he steps away from the podium and stands to the side. He doesn't know what to do with himself.

[NoSleep]

Probably just trying to avoid stepping on the corpses that have just issued from his mouth.

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

Part of the problem with Trump is that to a section of the population he makes other just as ghastly world leaders look good by comparison. Such as Johnson.

Ehh Boris Johnson has that low cunning most seemingly-thick politicians have. Donald Trump has something wrong with him. It's why he's beyond satire. He'd say anything because his mind is turning to mush.

[El Unicornio, mang]

The new theory among a lot of Republicans is that Fauci is a Democrat/socialist plant put there to make Trump look bad and ruin his election chances, like he needs any help.

[Dewt]

Ehh Boris Johnson has that low cunning most seemingly-thick politicians have. Donald Trump has something wrong with him. It's why he's beyond satire. He'd say anything because his mind is turning to mush.

I think it was just that he was raised wrong so when he was six years old and changed the rules of a game in the middle of play so he could be the winner he didn't learn that it wouldn't fly when he's POTUS and millions of people are watching. Just didn't develop those skills. His entire worldview is based on tantrums and being told he's right.

[Paul Calf]

Every word in that post but 'POTUS' applies equally well to Johnson.

[pcsjwgm]

From photojournalist Joshua A. Bickel:



https://www.dispatch.com/news/20200413/gop-lawmakers-protesters-call-on-dewine-to-begin-re-opening-ohio

[Dewt]

Just imagine that woman screeching something ignorant at you, with all the confidence in the world that she's right

[Mister Six]

Oh cool, the apocalyptic plague has already reached the "zombie army" stage?

[Ferris]

Just imagine that woman screeching something ignorant at you, with all the confidence in the world that she's right

Can't demand to speak to the manager if the business is closed

>taps head

[Pearly-Dewdrops Drops]

From photojournalist Joshua A. Bickel:



https://www.dispatch.com/news/20200413/gop-lawmakers-protesters-call-on-dewine-to-begin-re-opening-ohio

If you look closely at the reflection in the window, you'll see that they are shouting at a man using a urinal. Totally inappropriate!

[Satchmo Distel]

Taking the piss.

[rjd2]

Isn't it widely agreed that De Wine is probably the only governor who has done a really good job handling this virus?

Poor sod.

[Pseudopath]

Never actually watched one of these live Trump Corona press conferences before. Shitting hell. How the fuck can he still have a 40%+ approval rating?

[Dewt]

A lot of it is anti-Democrat support more than pro-Trump support.

[Pseudopath]

A lot of it is anti-Democrat support more than pro-Trump support.

Fair point. Wow...what a fucked country.

[Mobius]

Never actually watched one of these live Trump Corona press conferences before. Shitting hell. How the fuck can he still have a 40%+ approval rating?

They are absolutely mental. Really says a lot that these pass by without much comment nowadays, and journalists sit there asking questions and give the whole concept any legitimacy

[bgmnts]

Never actually watched one of these live Trump Corona press conferences before. Shitting hell. How the fuck can he still have a 40%+ approval rating?

"Don't back doon, double doon."

[Psmith]

The USA considers itself the leader of the free world and I'm very happy I don't live there.

[bgmnts]

Temporarily suspending immigration to the US due to coronavirus.

[phantom_power]

https://twitter.com/jondaly/status/1252332230791147521

They all just look like that fella in Out of Sight who tripped on the stairs and shot himself in the head

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1252418369170501639

I know he is a racist appealing to racists but I also think he just doesn't know what an exclamation mark means