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Shit Food You Can Get Now
« on: September 11, 2019, 12:48:31 PM »
Snickers bars, but the peanuts have been replaced by rice crispie type things ( no, not a particularly unimaginative HS Art thread, but a real thing. Fucking nice they are too, dunno why I'm calling 'em shit).
Actually, * can* you get them where you are? You can get them from at least one vending machine in Moscow).

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Re: Shit Food You Can Get Now
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2019, 05:21:18 PM »
Curry.

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Re: Shit Food You Can Get Now
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2019, 05:22:46 PM »
cress

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« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2019, 05:28:10 PM »
pasteurised yeet

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Re: Shit Food You Can Get Now
« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2019, 05:32:01 PM »
Snickers bars, but the peanuts have been replaced by rice crispie type things ( no, not a particularly unimaginative HS Art thread, but a real thing. Fucking nice they are too, dunno why I'm calling 'em shit).
Actually, * can* you get them where you are? You can get them from at least one vending machine in Moscow).
What is it with countries around that region and their love of rice in chocolate bars?

It's a shrewd move, given how much cheaper that dried rice stuff is compared to peanuts (hah, peanuts)
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Re: Shit Food You Can Get Now
« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2019, 05:56:59 PM »
Chicken Kievs.
Paste.

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Re: Shit Food You Can Get Now
« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2019, 05:58:30 PM »
Ass pie

Re: Shit Food You Can Get Now
« Reply #7 on: September 11, 2019, 06:11:24 PM »
Deep fried doughnuts covered in icing sugar, yeah, that's fucking healthy.

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Re: Shit Food You Can Get Now
« Reply #8 on: September 11, 2019, 06:13:46 PM »
Gooey butter cake

Like the least healthy cake you've ever tried, x 2

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Re: Shit Food You Can Get Now
« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2019, 06:54:08 PM »
What is it with countries around that region and their love of rice in chocolate bars?

It's a shrewd move, given how much cheaper that dried rice stuff is compared to peanuts (hah, peanuts)

Russia also had Snickers bars with sunflower seeds instead of peanuts.

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Re: Shit Food You Can Get Now
« Reply #10 on: September 11, 2019, 06:55:18 PM »
Commie fucks

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Re: Shit Food You Can Get Now
« Reply #11 on: September 11, 2019, 06:59:28 PM »
Snickers bars, but the peanuts have been replaced by rice crispie type things ( no, not a particularly unimaginative HS Art thread, but a real thing. Fucking nice they are too, dunno why I'm calling 'em shit).
Actually, * can* you get them where you are? You can get them from at least one vending machine in Moscow).

So like a cross between Snickers and Toffee Crisp?

Doesn't sound too mental. Surprised they've never tried it here.

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Re: Shit Food You Can Get Now
« Reply #12 on: September 11, 2019, 07:02:01 PM »
Aubergines. Mate what's the fucking point. If you went to a festival where the lineup was all different super good basic foodstuffs - where at the top you'd have like SWINGIN' LENTIL BAND and DJ BLUEBERRIES and JOHN KALE - you wouldn't even find aubergine right down at the bottom in the shit tent or the woodland psytrance nook or even the kids stall. Aubergine couldn't even get its shit together enough to form a band or make any music or figure out a stage presence at all. Just sat there being the most hideously textured bag of squelching wet nappies wrapped in the skin of Albert Fish painted an edgy purple by a teenage goth for GCSE art project graded C+.

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Re: Shit Food You Can Get Now
« Reply #13 on: September 11, 2019, 07:03:44 PM »
Aubergine is basically a fucking novelty act. A parody of itself so on-the-nose that every promoter is too confused about whether to book it or not.

Re: Shit Food You Can Get Now
« Reply #14 on: September 11, 2019, 07:07:53 PM »
Moussaka uses Aubergine doesn't it? You're an idiot.

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Re: Shit Food You Can Get Now
« Reply #15 on: September 11, 2019, 07:20:21 PM »
Just as easily switch it for mushroom or courgette - both of which are fairly shit foods but still valid and not worth cancelling - or even potato.

Re: Shit Food You Can Get Now
« Reply #16 on: September 11, 2019, 07:21:47 PM »
Moussaka already has potato in it, dickhead.

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Re: Shit Food You Can Get Now
« Reply #17 on: September 11, 2019, 07:36:01 PM »
put some more in then you FUCK

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« Reply #18 on: September 11, 2019, 07:39:35 PM »
Just as easily switch it for mushroom or courgette - both of which are fairly shit foods but still valid and not worth cancelling - or even potato.
Like moussaka isn't slimy enough to begin with

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Re: Shit Food You Can Get Now
« Reply #19 on: September 12, 2019, 12:30:47 AM »
Commie fucks

Russian Snickers ads are tonto. Second one is for the sunflower seed edition, and the third is why I'm scared to go to Russia:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vChxc5X6fNc#t=4s

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Re: Shit Food You Can Get Now
« Reply #20 on: September 12, 2019, 01:11:55 AM »
Like moussaka isn't slimy enough to begin with

When Ali Osman saw Dirty Den's dead body down by the canal he said it looked like moussaka.

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Re: Shit Food You Can Get Now
« Reply #21 on: September 12, 2019, 01:25:34 AM »
Rustler's burgers with "signature sauce". Utterly disgusting. I almost vomited the last time I tried to eat one. Were they always that bad?

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Re: Shit Food You Can Get Now
« Reply #22 on: September 12, 2019, 01:58:48 AM »
Crispy cuck pancakes.

Re: Shit Food You Can Get Now
« Reply #23 on: September 12, 2019, 06:05:14 AM »
You can get them from at least one vending machine in Moscow.

You and your shitpostings brings shame on the place of my birth. The only good things you can get in Moscow vending machines is watermelon pieces in a watermelon juice (from japan) on Pervomajskaja metro station.

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Re: Shit Food You Can Get Now
« Reply #24 on: September 12, 2019, 07:02:54 AM »
Nagsworth has been ABSOLUTELY NAILED following that reckless aubergine energy outburst. Never seen anyone PINNED TO THE FUCKING FLOOR so comprehensively.


Re: Shit Food You Can Get Now
« Reply #25 on: September 12, 2019, 07:10:48 AM »
You and your shitpostings brings shame on the place of my birth. The only good things you can get in Moscow vending machines is watermelon pieces in a watermelon juice (from japan) on Pervomajskaja metro station.

Coo, are you  a Russkie? Kak de La??????!!!!!!!Harasho? Ochin Harasho ??????? What about that Ivan Urgent and his witty quips, eh? Pancake!

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Re: Shit Food You Can Get Now
« Reply #26 on: September 12, 2019, 08:19:56 AM »
More curry.

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Re: Shit Food You Can Get Now
« Reply #27 on: September 12, 2019, 09:03:59 AM »
Nagsworth has been ABSOLUTELY NAILED following that reckless aubergine energy outburst. Never seen anyone PINNED TO THE FUCKING FLOOR so comprehensively.

Mous-saka my balls

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Re: Shit Food You Can Get Now
« Reply #28 on: September 12, 2019, 10:10:14 AM »
I remember the cheese of my childhood and the bread we cut with a knife

Re: Shit Food You Can Get Now
« Reply #29 on: September 12, 2019, 10:37:22 AM »
Meat and Potato pie, encased in a buttered barm cake. Can't beat it.