Shit Food You Can Get Now

[Sebastian Cobb]

More curry.

Yes please!

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Gegs Hake Bake

[Norton Canes]

or for vegans, the Greggs Hay Bake

[Better Midlands]

Aubergine is basically a fucking novelty act. A parody of itself so on-the-nose that every promoter is too confused about whether to book it or not.

Have you ever had Baba Ganoush? It's the thinking man's hummus.

[thenoise]

Aubergine is the agreed emoji code for an erect phallus, though, so it definitely has its uses.

[New folder]

Coo, are you  a Russkie? Kak de La??????!!!!!!!Harasho? Ochin Harasho ??????? What about that Ivan Urgent and his witty quips, eh? Pancake!

Am I being racisted on?

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Am I being racisted on?

No, fear not, I'm just showing off my near- fluent Russian. I think the Russians are a great bunch of lads ( apart from those gopniks who had a go at twatting myself and my ( female) friend ).

[New folder]

No, fear not, I'm just showing off my near- fluent Russian. I think the Russians are a great bunch of lads ( apart from those gopniks who had a go at twatting myself and my ( female) friend ).

I AM a gopnik and I will (female) rape your (female) friend).

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Gospodie!

[Flatulent Fox]

Freeze dried Cauliflower Cheesr packets.

[canadagoose]

Have you ever had Baba Ganoush? It's the thinking man's hummus.

Baba Ganoush is terrible. I bought it once by mistake, thinking it was houmous. Big mistake.

[Clatty McCutcheon]

Available in a hipster cereal cafe near you now...wholesome and nourishing white chocolate Coco Pops.

The milky-bar kid will be turning in his grave.

[alan nagsworth]

how in gods name the people in this thread celebrating aubergine dishes manage to sleep at night is beyond me

[Gamma Ray]

Hey, it ain't the KING OF VEGETABLES for nothin', FOOL

[alan nagsworth]

Well then I declare that the king is rotten to the bone, like the big fuckin boar god on Princess Mononoke wriggling with bad forest juju. Insane. Nothing but the fires of damnation in his eyes. A great lumbering psychopath that needs to be fucking Gullivered to the ground, torched alive and expunged.

[Gamma Ray]

I'd say that's fair

[Dex Sawash]

A nice eggplant/aubergine dish always makes me wonder how good it could have been had they just started off with a vegetable that didn't taste bad.

[Brian Freeze]

I saw a counter top display of these new Marathons in  shop last night so can confirm they have reached Rochdale.

They have not yet reached my digestive system but will take one for the team if needed.

[holyzombiejesus]

A nice eggplant/aubergine dish always makes me wonder how good it could have been had they just started off with a vegetable that didn't taste bad.

Get a decent parmigiana inside you and shut the fuck up.

[Icehaven]

Pispus Crindy Fanpakes.

[NJ Uncut]

I bought a four pack of ready boiled eggs from the Co Op for £1.50

Not bad food really but does beg the question what have I become when boiling some eggs ahead of time myself is too inconvenient, too time-intensive

[Dex Sawash]

Get a decent parmigiana inside you and shut the fuck up.

Going to make one with fried okra someday. Predicting game changer.

[mippy]

I bought a four pack of ready boiled eggs from the Co Op for £1.50

Not bad food really but does beg the question what have I become when boiling some eggs ahead of time myself is too inconvenient, too time-intensive

Peeling eggs is a total arseache though.

[oy vey]

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