Author Topic: Look, I'm Sorry About This  (Read 2138 times)

Look, I'm Sorry About This
« on: September 11, 2019, 07:25:35 PM »
The boss barmaid of the established bar where I go to meet my friends, inclusive of the Robert Lindsey lookalike I've known for the past 10 or so years, the younger version of Robbie Coltrane lookalike who I've also worked in Cambodia with, those steadfast types who I've spent productive Ancient Philosophers of Persia type conversations with....the barmaid....with her eyebrows, with her long flowing, ginger locks, with her expressive eyes....look, I'm sorry, I really, really am, but... She looks ( almost uncannily) like Her Who Plays Villanelle. I'm really sorry, but she does, ok? I'm not proud of this.

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Re: Look, I'm Sorry About This
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2019, 07:28:17 PM »
I'm new to this place, is this some sort of "meme"?

Re: Look, I'm Sorry About This
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2019, 07:29:43 PM »
Another one of your "threads".

Re: Look, I'm Sorry About This
« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2019, 07:34:49 PM »
Is Villanelle the horrible old slapper out of 101 Dalmatians?

Re: Look, I'm Sorry About This
« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2019, 07:36:00 PM »
I've already said I'm not proud. A little clemency, here.

Re: Look, I'm Sorry About This
« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2019, 08:11:28 PM »
I'm new to this place, is this some sort of "me me"?

Yes.

Re: Look, I'm Sorry About This
« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2019, 08:17:19 PM »


I'm confused. Cruella de Villanelle isn't ginger. What gives?

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Re: Look, I'm Sorry About This
« Reply #7 on: September 11, 2019, 08:23:26 PM »
Yeah, is HWPV the coma woman? Is the OP's avatar? I assume both things are creepy if not coma-y.

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Re: Look, I'm Sorry About This
« Reply #8 on: September 11, 2019, 08:41:44 PM »
I am also very sorry about this.

Re: Look, I'm Sorry About This
« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2019, 08:42:34 PM »
So you should be.

Re: Look, I'm Sorry About This
« Reply #10 on: September 11, 2019, 08:43:20 PM »
wow what a bad thread.

Re: Look, I'm Sorry About This
« Reply #11 on: September 11, 2019, 08:45:51 PM »
Oh, give it time. I've noticed that these kind of threads tend to yield the occasional nugget, and to win over the occasional Comeragnostic.

Re: Look, I'm Sorry About This
« Reply #12 on: September 11, 2019, 08:50:03 PM »
Oh, give it time. I've noticed that these kind of threads tend to yield the occasional nugget, and to win over the occasional Comeragnostic.

I think everyone has come down hard by now on this Comer thing, one way or the other.

Re: Look, I'm Sorry About This
« Reply #13 on: September 11, 2019, 09:00:11 PM »
come  hard  this Comer thing

Oh, never bloody mind.

Re: Look, I'm Sorry About This
« Reply #14 on: September 11, 2019, 09:29:29 PM »
if you mean the realisation that Cromer is the superior Norfolk seaside resort to Great Yarmouth, I agree. full steam ahead

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Re: Look, I'm Sorry About This
« Reply #15 on: September 11, 2019, 09:36:10 PM »
https://twitter.com/jodiecomer

There she is. Tell her how much you fancy her.

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Re: Look, I'm Sorry About This
« Reply #16 on: September 11, 2019, 10:11:09 PM »
seek psicological help

Re: Look, I'm Sorry About This
« Reply #17 on: September 11, 2019, 10:15:08 PM »
Cromer have Crabs, I think they do so for alliterative reasons though

Re: Look, I'm Sorry About This
« Reply #18 on: September 11, 2019, 10:19:41 PM »
Mate.

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Re: Look, I'm Sorry About This
« Reply #19 on: September 11, 2019, 10:45:36 PM »
Someone add a poll for whether the OP has assaulted this bar worker.

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Re: Look, I'm Sorry About This
« Reply #20 on: September 11, 2019, 10:47:17 PM »
It's ok, I fell in love with my barber the other day. My infatuation lasted the duration of the haircut.

Re: Look, I'm Sorry About This
« Reply #21 on: September 11, 2019, 11:39:16 PM »
Mengele-tier

Re: Look, I'm Sorry About This
« Reply #22 on: September 12, 2019, 05:20:27 AM »
https://twitter.com/jodiecomer

There she is. Tell her how much you fancy her.

Have you noticed her tweets about that campaign for top safe tyres on coaches what she's very vocal about, due to one of her friends perishing in a coach with well-worn tyres accident? What an inspiration Her Who Plays Villanelle is.
Hopefully, she'll find my own tweet of " I don't half fancy you, missus, you're a really lovely woman ( for a scouser, like)" to be equally as inspiring.

Re: Look, I'm Sorry About This
« Reply #23 on: September 12, 2019, 05:25:08 AM »
I'm amazed there's still a place for the stock Russian accented femme fetale. It's horrendous.

Re: Look, I'm Sorry About This
« Reply #24 on: September 12, 2019, 01:43:25 PM »
Well I'M FUCKIN UNREPENTANT

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Re: Look, I'm Sorry About This
« Reply #25 on: September 12, 2019, 01:48:42 PM »
Watched the first four episodes of Killing Eve recently. While Villanelle is indeed very pretty, she is also a bit annoying, sorry. I am blaming Phoebe Waller-Bridge for this though.

I'm amazed there's still a place for the stock Russian accented femme fetale. It's horrendous.

I may be biased here, but I prefer Ms Comer's natural accent. Why not just have a Scouse assassin? A Scoussassin?

Re: Look, I'm Sorry About This
« Reply #26 on: September 12, 2019, 01:57:02 PM »
Watched the first four episodes of Killing Eve recently. While Villanelle is indeed very pretty, she is also a bit annoying, sorry.

I may be biased here, but I prefer Ms Comer's natural accent. Why not just have a Scouse assassin? A Scoussassin?

Villanelle seems a bit on the immature side, yes. I think it's supposed to be charming. I'll let her off though, cos she's massively fit.
A scoussasin could work. Let's say she  killed a German feller , for instance. Her witty sign- off line could be " that's for youse lot bombin' our chippy ", summat like that ( actually , maybe it wouldn't work at all ).
Oh, yeah, and in the first series, Fleabag Pshbird wrote some dialogue about yer woman having small norks ( this seems to be one of FP's obsessions), which is really unfair, as Her Who Plays Villanelle has a right old rack on her.

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Re: Look, I'm Sorry About This
« Reply #27 on: September 12, 2019, 02:00:37 PM »
Villanelle seems a bit on the immature side, yes. I think it's supposed to be charming.

Yes, this, and, I'm surprised you didn't try to assassinate me for my blasphemy...

I am at work now and trying to resist the temptation to mock up a promotional poster for Scoussassin, with the tagline "Mind yer life for a fiver, la?" and Paul Hollywood as Scoussassin's "handler".

Re: Look, I'm Sorry About This
« Reply #28 on: September 12, 2019, 02:03:02 PM »
While Villanelle's signature move on some of the unfortunate fellers she done killed was chopping off their old lad, Scousassin's could be nicking their hubcaps.

Re: Look, I'm Sorry About This
« Reply #29 on: September 12, 2019, 02:03:54 PM »
Watched the first four episodes of Killing Eve recently. While Villanelle is indeed very pretty, she is also a bit annoying, sorry. I am blaming Phoebe Waller-Bridge for this though.

I may be biased here, but I prefer Ms Comer's natural accent. Why not just have a Scouse assassin? A Scoussassin?
scousers are bit lippy arent they. theyd probably give themselves away by mouthing off about something