kids TV theme that bangs the hardest

[Blumf]

As a kid, I used to watch the start of The Money Program (Jimmy Smith), just for the brass. Turned over when the program started waffling on about the width of money and BL's fifth quarter.

Anyway, real kid's show; Zig Zag (Datassette cover)

[jobotic]

Tee & Mo's bedtime song, yes.

Quite like the Melody one too, and it's a sweet programme.

Remember when Crash was a CBeebies theme tune?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBmNPmqQ_hY

[Jerzy Bondov]

I LOVE WOOLY AND WOOLY LOVES ME

WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER SINCE WE WERE WEE!

[jobotic]

He's just a toy spider ya cunt

[Jerzy Bondov]

He's a clever wooly boy

[Blue Jam]

Thomas The Tank Engine, muthafucka:

https://youtu.be/KMQgvv6ngO8

https://youtu.be/yQskdtF73qw

https://youtu.be/y3nHLxX8W8g

NSFW, bit sweary... There are hundreds of these out there, Thomas is dope.

[Blue Jam]

Mopatop's Shop:

https://youtu.be/H5MntOYsVOY

Black Grape- Dadi Waz A Badi:

https://youtu.be/H5MntOYsVOY

Mopatop, you plagiarist.

[José]

prince valiant had an inordinately facemelting rock ballad for a theme song. try listening to this without sprouting a platinum blonde mullet that spontaneously billows in the wind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OSs4p9VHrM

similar deal with jayce and the wheeled warriors, but in addition to the billowing mullet you're also doing a sweet powerslide in a riced out honda civic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqL_SO2thsE

[Gulftastic]

The Adventures Of Pete & Pete

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRUD8NqLGuc

Educating Marmalade

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PmHr1f2s1Q

[Phil_A]

I don't think there's ever been a groovier kids show theme than Viva La Felicita, aka the theme to "Mr Rossi". The original full length Spanish version is even better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z_XxNbCo44

Signor Rossi cosa vuoi?
Un gelato al pomodoro,
un castello di cacao,
tre bigné, sei caffè, trentatrè marron glacé
E poi, e poi, e poi!

[ProvanFan]

Ring Raiders banged the hardest, right up the arse https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72iELAL9Un4

[ProvanFan]

I was livid at Boomtown this year when UB40 didn't play their best song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhEYLU1HjoM

[bgmnts]

Anytime Teletubbies and music are paired, it's ace:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mVCXn46dyo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyllTHBBv9A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fie6soS0C-c

Anyway, the best theme is either X Men Evolution or the Pink Panther cartoon.

Oh and Captain Scarlet and Stingray.

[Bennett Brauer]

White Horses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtCNbERKvMs

Yes, that's lovely. You'd have to ask someone younger than me whether or not it bangs though.

How about Magpie by the Spencer Davis Group (aka The Murgatroyd Band)  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOrohj8Oz7c

Ace of Wands by Andy Bown (The Herd and Status Quo) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD48Xe8ul28

He also did the theme to Supersonic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKCTU6ItfBg

[Neomod]

Ace of Wands by Andy Bown (The Herd and Status Quo) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD48Xe8ul28

Lovely stuff and some might say the influence for 'Little Mouse'

[Black Ship]

https://youtu.be/6nqN_7eGItM

[Chollis]

Hey Arnold isn't it

[phes]

The criminally brief Gravity Falls had an ace little theme tune

https://youtu.be/SJoIwGeKs3A

[imitationleather]

Some of these tunes are so out there that the programme makers must have been on drugs!!!

[Twed]

I've got some serious opinions on this and some underdogs to pull out of the hat. I'm going to begin with the outro to Simon and the Witch:

https://youtu.be/B94yBOouxNk?t=822

[petril]

Ring Raiders banged the hardest, right up the arse https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72iELAL9Un4

faster than CRIME

[earl_sleek]

Muthafuckin Captain Bucky O' fuckin Hare.

[Captain Z]

Lovely stuff and some might say the influence for 'Little Mouse'

Not the same tempo or key, though.

I'll nominate 'Fun House' and 'The Hurricanes'.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Don't you open that TRAP DOOR.

For modern telly it's obviously Rastamouse.

[Neomod]

Not the same tempo or key, though.

I'll nominate 'Fun House' and 'The Hurricanes'.

The melody has a similar progression for me to automatically sing 'Little Mouuuuuuuuuse' though.

[Dex Sawash]

Hong Kong Phooey #1 super guy

[ZoyzaSorris]

How can you hate Andy?

[a duncandisorderly]

https://youtu.be/RUTsS8-vukw

fuck...

[a duncandisorderly]

anyone remember "phoenix five"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpeXBmEiG58

& the groovy remix: https://youtu.be/ZN8KLzb6nNA?t=4630

& another groovy remix: https://youtu.be/ZN8KLzb6nNA?t=3916

[Sebastian Cobb]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmZZG80TmME

Whenever there's a crime,

Some crooks are gonna do time!

They all better beware,

'Cause the Hammerman will be there!