Author Topic: The reality is that Granite is heavy  (Read 1168 times)

Voltan (Man of Steel)

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Re: The reality is that Granite is heavy
« Reply #30 on: November 16, 2019, 11:45:20 AM »



That looks like somebody’s smeared shit on it.

Cerys

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Re: The reality is that Granite is heavy
« Reply #31 on: November 16, 2019, 12:03:50 PM »
I hope your kitchen floor is suitably reinforced.  Otherwise your entire kitchen will plummet groundwards within the week.  Hope this helps.

Dex Sawash

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Re: The reality is that Granite is heavy
« Reply #32 on: November 16, 2019, 12:12:53 PM »
I'm definitely not in the market for a granite countertop rn but I do like to wander round this place sometimes: https://granitelondon.net/granite.php

Their names all sound like RuPaul's Drag Race rejects or Crufts contenders, this one's called Golden Crema. PHWOAARR



Sending that image to my dermatologist for a laugh.
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Re: The reality is that Granite is heavy
« Reply #33 on: November 16, 2019, 05:56:32 PM »
I hope your kitchen floor is suitably reinforced.  Otherwise your entire kitchen will plummet groundwards within the week.  Hope this helps.
Not to worry - my bags are packed and I can run to the hills at the first sign of trouble.

Put some pics up if it turns out shite.

Will do.
I could frame someone in the hope to getting Cowboy Builders to do a show about it all.



Maybe not,as Melinda isn't in it anymore,and I don't like the angry midget.He's clearly standing on a box in that pic - that's just how petty he is.


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