I hope your kitchen floor is suitably reinforced. Otherwise your entire kitchen will plummet groundwards within the week. Hope this helps.
Not to worry - my bags are packed and I can run to the hills at the first sign of trouble.
Put some pics up if it turns out shite.
Will do.
I could frame someone in the hope to getting Cowboy Builders to do a show about it all.

Maybe not,as Melinda isn't in it anymore,and I don't like the angry midget.He's clearly standing on a box in that pic - that's just how petty he is.