Topic: The reality is that Granite is heavy

[Voltan (Man of Steel)]

That looks like somebody’s smeared shit on it.

[Cerys]

I hope your kitchen floor is suitably reinforced.  Otherwise your entire kitchen will plummet groundwards within the week.  Hope this helps.

[Dex Sawash]

I'm definitely not in the market for a granite countertop rn but I do like to wander round this place sometimes: https://granitelondon.net/granite.php

Their names all sound like RuPaul's Drag Race rejects or Crufts contenders, this one's called Golden Crema. PHWOAARR

Sending that image to my dermatologist for a laugh.
"Do I need to have this spot looked at?"

[Flatulent Fox]

I hope your kitchen floor is suitably reinforced.  Otherwise your entire kitchen will plummet groundwards within the week.  Hope this helps.

Not to worry - my bags are packed and I can run to the hills at the first sign of trouble.

Put some pics up if it turns out shite.

Will do.
I could frame someone in the hope to getting Cowboy Builders to do a show about it all.



Maybe not,as Melinda isn't in it anymore,and I don't like the angry midget.He's clearly standing on a box in that pic - that's just how petty he is.