Imagine the embarrassment of not only loosing your phone up the bottom, but then

[PlanktonSideburns]

Hearing the sound of a Facebook video call

Your desperate clenching only making the phone light go on and a bunny rabbit filter to appear on your appendix


A year later

Facebook has memories to look back on

A montage of muffled confusion and gut shots set to some ukulele toy piano music

This is a poem by the way, I do poems now, and this is one of them

[NJ Uncut]

This is really offensive and puerile, I'm disgusted you think I'd do such a thing

I mean, Facebook? EWWW

[checkoutgirl]

Losing. Losing. Losing. Losing. Losing. Losing. Losing. Losing.

Not loosing.

Please god help us. Fuck.

[Cuellar]

No, loosing is right, as in setting it loose.

"Go on, go on, get up there! Go on, get! Yah!! Get up dat ass"

[PlanktonSideburns]

thankyou cuellar

checkoot girl, i forgive you

other poster - i like the uncut of your jib

[NJ Uncut]

thankyou cuellar

checkoot girl, i forgive you

other poster - i like the uncut of your jib

Like, man, consider air density!