Layer cake - who was he?

[Flatulent Fox]

Not my theatre of war to delve outside of General Bullshit.

          The Motion film called Layer cake - just what the fuck was his name?

My mate Chris said he figured it out(When I first watched it),and he just did a degree is film studies.But I never pressed him on it until about 4 years ago and he said he couldn't remember.But now it's really been on a back burner.

So Solve this mystery if you can.

[Alberon]

Daniel Craig.

[Dropshadow]

Xavier Xander Xena....... Xylophone.

[mothman]

Xavier Xander Xena....... Xylophone.

[Gulftastic]

Craggy Shortarse.

[a duncandisorderly]

someone who got booted off the wp page thought it was 'steve'. certainly easier to say than 'xxxx'.

[Catalogue Trousers]

Mr Cake, obviously.

[Gulftastic]

Mr Cake, obviously.

Mr Kipling?

[Icehaven]

He's never named, same in the book, it's deliberate. I haven't read the sequel but he isn't named in that either apparently. J.J. Connolly doesn't seem to have written anything since, the lazy/blocked/dead bastard.

[kidsick5000]

Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond?
Sir Rodney Ffing?
Sid Boggle?