The Drunk Ghost.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Wooooooooaaahhhhhhfuckthere'sacoffeetablethere.

[NJ Uncut]

Fuck am haunting wrong pub

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

 DG: You're my besht mate,  you are.

* tries to put his arm round you, but it just goes straight through you, what with him being a ghost, and all. *

DG: Aw, bollocks.

[NJ Uncut]

Drunk Ghost tries to down one more pint, but can't grip the glass, let alone tip it down his non-corporeal throat

"his fuck am I this pished anyroad?"

[Sebastian Cobb]

Closing time, the drunk ghost goes off to haunt Charlie's Kebab House for a bit.

[Shit Good Nose]

Never has to worry about falling down stairs and hitting his head, or choking to death on his own vomit.  Smacks it down big and gets shitfaced every night.

Ironically teetotal in life.

[Alberon]

Drunk Ghost falls through the bar.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Drunk Ghost falls through the bar.

GIF/ That footage of the old women clapping from " Monty Python" / GIF and +1

[Sebastian Cobb]

Yes well done.