The Poundland Prince: Boris Johnson's cackhanded parliamentary shenanigans pt.2

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Nope.  This is some magic eye shit as far as I'm concerned.  If you can see a face there you're making yourselves go blind.

[NoSleep]

His face is covered by his floppy fringe apart from his mouth. His lower lip is sulkily curled upwards to his fringe.

[Darles Chickens]

It's very simple.

Maybe these annotations help.

[NoSleep]

No, his eyes are the two bits flying off left and right. The eyes you have marked are the duck he has in his mouth.

[jobotic]

Fuck me, Darles'is better.

Looks less like Johnson though.

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It's very simple.

Maybe these annotations help.

This is what I've been seeing, yes.  Thank you for helping others to understand.

[Captain Z]

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Now it makes sense.  That is a man sulking.

[NoSleep]

Now it's Mr Natural with a flesh fringe.

[JamesTC]

"During the war"

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Now it's Mr Natural with a flesh fringe.

Flesh Fringe of Bel Air or Poundland Prince of Bel Air; this thread now offers both options.


Probably should be Bell End either way though.

[Johnny Yesno]

I never liked Uncle Albert even before OFAH made the transition from comic to TV.

[Paul Calf]

WELCOME to Only Fools And Three Courses...

[Darles Chickens]

"The Hulk was a winner and was extremely popular," Brexit Secretary Steve Barclay told Sky News. "I'd rather be backing a character and a leader who is the Hulk than one who is on the Chicken Run, as Jeremy Corbyn is."

Can we focus on the utterly abysmal construction of that statement?  The last sentence is so beautifully clumsy that it wouldn't be out of place on a satirical news show (with a few more qualifying clauses on the end, in brackets).  Even if it were an off-the-cuff ad-lib, it'd be a bit embarrassing to be saying those words, but I assume that someone actually chose those exact words in advance, and gave it to human puppet Barclay to belch out on the news.

[Spode]

"You wouldn't like me when I'm angry you know."
"I don't like you already, sir"
"Grrrrrrrr"

[Mister Six]

Should win the youth vote as they only think about Marvel and jokes.

To be fair, they'd think about DC too, if those films weren't shit.

[BlodwynPig]

To be fair, they'd think about DC too, if those films weren't shit.

Dave Cameron or Dom Cummings?

[Mister Six]

Darling Corbyn.

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Darling Cunts of May

[Urinal Cake]

I do like how a little stunt by Luxembourg has reinvigorated the Tories feelings about proper diplomacy, manners, protocols etc.

[Bently Sheds]

The hair is right

As is the goose-step.

[Dirty Boy]

It's very simple.

Maybe these annotations help.

Fucking hell this needs sorting out!

Those marked "eyes" are actually his mouth (with visible teeth), the real "eyes" are either hidden under his hair or behind his colossal beak, i mean his bottom lip.

Dunno what those things pinging off his hair are.

[Dirty Boy]

I've just read the first page. Fucking Nora.


"My eyes is my mouth?"

[ajsmith2]

I see Jim Petrie's marmitey comic art style can still cause confuzzlement 40 years on. As a kid I found his stuff somewhat off putting, but as an adult I've really come to appreciate the kinetic madness of his work. I got a Sparky annual signed by him in 2009.

Anyway, Boris the Hulk failed yesterday and his cowardice has greatly diluted the effectiveness of the (already somewhat forced) 'Corbyn is a chicken' meme.

[Dr Rock]

I checked the newspapers at Tesco (didn't nick anything) and most front pages were reporting the story as happened, the Brexity ones are lambasting the Luxembourg guy for insulting our country somehow, and The Sun buries it up in the corner and splashes some story that would never make the front page usually.

[Dr Rock]

Oh apparently what The Sun decided to splash on the front cover instead of Frit Boris is bang out of order

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2019/sep/17/ben-stokes-attacks-despicable-sun-story-family-tragedy

[Paul Calf]

The Incredible Hulk Thing has backfired spectacularly hasn't it? It's amazing that not even his closest allies seem willing or able to help.

[Kalabi]

It reminds me of kids at school trying to get people to use a nickname that they've come up with. "Everyone's calling me Stezzo now".

[Blue Jam]

So much for the Left being scared that the Right are getting good at comedy...

[Huxleys Babkins]

https://news.sky.com/story/not-acceptable-boris-johnson-confronted-by-relative-of-sick-child-on-hospital-visit-11813046

"There's no press here."