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Fake TV Shows

Started by The Duck Man, March 24, 2005, 06:44:27 PM

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Where Are They Now? Kid From The Frosties Advert Special - while rumours of his death may be greatly anticipated, The Kid From The Frosties Advert is in fact alive and well. We follow him, now 35, as he tries to live a normal life, enjoying spending time with his best friend, The Kid From The 'Frank' Adverts Who Says "How Long You Gonna Feel Like THAT For?". Still taunted in the street by shouts such as 'You want a fucking plate for your cereal, Frosties dickhead?' we also witness emotional scenes in a harrowing confrontation with Tony the Tiger, with gory consequences. A powerful and affecting documentary; it is going to taste great.

Educating Retards - sensitive Channel 4 documentary charting the success of a scheme introducing pupils with severe mental disabilities into the British public school system.

You Eat What You Are  This week: Kate Thornton eats a big yellowing pus-dripping scab (recipes available on Ceefax).

gazzyk1ns

Robbin' Hood - Documentary exploring the shady underground world of involuntary gangsta' rap circumcision.

The Decadent Bed - Real ordinary people from the real ordinary public have o live in a giant bed for many, many weeks. And It's filled with booze, fags, drugs, cameras, and horny animals.

Mister Cairo

Olde News:

The news read in Old English

Sounds rather fun.