Poundstretcher 'grazing tray'.

[Glebe]

Fruits an' nuts an' fruits - £2.50, per kilo
'Nants' - £1
Ruined oblongs - £120
'Bits' - £0.52p
Parrot muesli - £0
Cheesy Whoppers - None left, I'm afraid
Pasta stales - 2p
Gunk -FREE

[Huxleys Babkins]

Prolapsed Quavers - 9p
Pre-sucked cocks - £1
Prefab Sprouts - 50p
Hotdogs - 79p
Jumping Frogs - £2.99
Albuquerques - £3.2bn

[Glebe]

False gravies, £1.09
Secondary Phillips, four for a pound or three for 90
'Pickuns', a shingle and six or four thrupenny bits
'Nugs', half price

[touchingcloth]

Goblins - the usual, 5s 1d a gaggle.

[a duncandisorderly]

allen keys that don't fit- 15p each, quid a dozen

[Piggyoioi]

Wotsit Dust: A Quid a kilo

[Replies From View]

Disdainful "Clucking Ashen" wandering around the shop

"Shapen Figure"

Portico Eyelash (hole in packet so only enough of these for one eye)

Halloween Spectacle (cobweb and crayon)

Free-standing cardboard cut-out of B*Witched

Pick and Mick (too few exist for a full mix)

[Glebe]

Yellow 'messes', a hundred poonds
Extra-terrestrial skin samples, 'hun'red bucks
Gavin's flakes, 2 and 6
As much as y'likes, a bobbin and six