Costume Ideas beginning with T

[Menyatta Zondatta]

I have a sixth form thing coming up where you dress up as something/someone beginning with the first letter of your name. So I've got T then, anyone got any ideas?

[Absorb the anus burn]

Ted Bovis.
Turner (borrow a Hooch)
Tanita Tikarum.
Tina Turner.

[buttgammon]

A twat?

[NJ Uncut]

Time

Go as Time.

[Petey Pate]

Terry Wogan.

[Norton Canes]

A twat?

Go for it

[Huxleys Babkins]

Teletext

[Icehaven]

If your name starts with a T can't you just go as yourself?

[Noodle Lizard]

It'll be a hit.

[Neville Chamberlain]

Tits.

[holyzombiejesus]

Are you a teacher or a student?

Do you know anyone called Michelle? If so, get her to accompany you and go as a tortoise.

[gib]

Sport brown clothes and a green afro, hey presto a tree.

[Neville Chamberlain]

Go as Terry Towelling (I'm not sure who he is, but he seems quite famous).

[Buelligan]

80s ice queen Jayne Torville (out of Torville and Dean) is the best.  Go as Jayne Torville.


_{Jayne Torville}

[pancreas]

Just pull one testicle through your zip. Or get a tit out.

[hamfist]

[sevendaughters]

there was a really good one in that Japanese 'cosplaying as something mundane' event where one woman as a temp security guard and just kept standing to one side in a hi-vis tabard.

[boki]

Transvestite.  Best bit is you could choose some gender neutral casual clothes like jeans and T-shirt and no bugger can say owt.

[DistressedArea]

Trousers.  Wear trousers.

[paruses]

How much gold can you get your hands on? If lots then Tutankhamun or similar Egyptian pharoah is possible.

Or Mr T as above - you might also need Camp Coffee / Kiwi shoe polish for browning depending on if your skin tone is adequate or not.  For both, thinking about it.

[lebowskibukowski]

Terry Nutkins. All you need is a Max Wall wig, and some secateurs for that "just bitten by an otter" finish...

[Captain Z]

Donald Tramp - a homeless version of the president

[Dr Trouser]

Terry Waite. Handcuff yourself to a radiator and drag it around all night.

[Dex Sawash]

This Poster

[Buelligan]

Surprise them with Torquemada.

After all, no one expects the Spanish Inq  sorry.

[studpuppet]

[imitationleather]

Cor. If we've got a sixth former on here that should knock a few years off our rapidly increasing forum average age!

[Buelligan]

T Rex.  Just paint a big grin on and wear small green rubber gloves.  They'll love it.

[imitationleather]

I would pity the fool who goes as Mr T.

[Buelligan]

Milk it why don't ye? 

In fairness I nearly posted a QI klaxon after that suggestion but it reminds me too much of cupcake people, so I did not.