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Chicken wings
« on: September 18, 2019, 11:10:40 AM »
Fucking yes mate.

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Re: Chicken wings
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2019, 11:13:05 AM »
I like to get spicy deep fried ones then have the shits for the entirety of the next day. Every molten poo a blessed reminder of wings.

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Re: Chicken wings
« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2019, 11:13:42 AM »
Too much effort for too little meat. Discard.

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Re: Chicken wings
« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2019, 11:14:20 AM »
I bought some of that KFC Supercharger sauce from KFC for a fiver and slathered it all over Co Op chicken wings I did in the oven

Then I got off the bus

Also tea leafed some hot sauce from Spoons for a similar purpose

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Re: Chicken wings
« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2019, 11:15:46 AM »
Why do chickens need wigs?  Just comb over what little hair you have and let that be it.

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Re: Chicken wings
« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2019, 11:18:28 AM »
Just get some of that Frank's red hot sauce for heavenly spicy wings. Mmm.

I wish we had buffalo wild wings in the UK because that shit is delicious.

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Re: Chicken wings
« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2019, 11:21:18 AM »
They are my favourite of all the meats. Well, possibly apart from grouse.

In Newcastle the following places produce excellent wings:

• Stix in the Stack shipping container village
• Pop up Wok on Savile Row
• St Sushi
• New Canton
• Infusion 2018

I'm not aware of anywhere that does good buffalo-style wings. The best approximation was at Lola Jeans.

Incidentally: technique. Twist the flats to uncouple the radius from the ulna and then pull out the radius. This reduces the need to poke your tongue through the gap etc.

Re: Chicken wings
« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2019, 11:25:15 AM »
Buffalo don't have wings. You've been proper ripped off there.

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Re: Chicken wings
« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2019, 11:25:40 AM »
Buffalo don't have wings. You've been proper ripped off there.

No one asked you for your buffalo stance.

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Re: Chicken wings
« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2019, 11:32:34 AM »
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo wings

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Re: Chicken wings
« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2019, 11:33:45 AM »
painful early memories for me, as my parents decided they could stop cooking tasty, healthy food for me and instead bung mini pizzas, budget burgers and cheap chicken wings into the pot of lard they'd just cooked the chips in.

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Re: Chicken wings
« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2019, 11:37:22 AM »
painful early memories for me, as my parents decided they could stop cooking tasty, healthy food for me and instead bung mini pizzas, budget burgers and cheap chicken wings into the pot of lard they'd just cooked the chips in.

You lucky cunt.

Re: Chicken wings
« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2019, 11:41:45 AM »
No one asked you for your buffalo stance.

You better watch, don't mess with me.

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Re: Chicken wings
« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2019, 11:48:26 AM »
We have a hipster wing shack called Heavenly Buffaloes. The name is so shit I think it must be some clever wordplay I am too thick to understand. They do have good wings though. I get the tedious vegan wings when I go since I don't eat meat right now. Normally I would include a few sentences about my personal path to "not eating meat right now" and how it isn't really an ethical change and that I am just not eating meat right now. A bit about how I am not one of those people who is a _______an or an  ________ian who bang on endlessly about that. I, am just not eating meat right now. I thought it would entertain me to continually make it clear that I am not one of those who bores you about personal diet choices but I just don't really have the energy to sustain that sort of campaign. So you see, I am just not eating meat right now.

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Re: Chicken wings
« Reply #14 on: September 18, 2019, 12:05:43 PM »
How do you know that someone is just not eating meat right now?

They tell you about it.

YOU MAKE ME SICK

Re: Chicken wings
« Reply #15 on: September 18, 2019, 12:08:23 PM »
An animal had to die to make the food that made that sick.

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Re: Chicken wings
« Reply #16 on: September 18, 2019, 12:10:24 PM »
You're right. He has blood on his hands.

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Re: Chicken wings
« Reply #17 on: September 18, 2019, 12:18:06 PM »
When I got my first job post uni the local sports / pool whatever bar had a contest to see who could eat the most hot wings

I've been eating madras and vindaloo weekly since I was about 17 so the heat didn't stop me. Got to about 25 or something

Easy peasy. But the record was about 50 something, and the world records are crazy, like "Molly Schuyler sets new world record by eating 501 wings in 30 minutes "

Thing is I don't think that Wing Bowl thing uses HOT wings. I don't even like wings that aren't fucking hot

Got some amazing green habanero sauce a while back and was using half a bottle in one go mmmm

Sriracha is dead good too if tame. Frank's is sublime. Nandos is good.

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Re: Chicken wings
« Reply #18 on: September 18, 2019, 12:24:16 PM »
Too much effort for too little meat. Discard.

Yeah it's just gristle innit?  I've never had them, but wondered if the "chicken wings" you can buy are just chemically reprocessed chicken squidged into the shape of a wing?

Re: Chicken wings
« Reply #19 on: September 18, 2019, 02:16:49 PM »
Too much effort for too little meat. Discard.

This guy knows his onions.

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Re: Chicken wings
« Reply #20 on: September 18, 2019, 02:18:46 PM »
I wish we had buffalo wild wings in the UK because that shit is delicious.
It's absolutely fucking rancid.

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Re: Chicken wings
« Reply #21 on: September 18, 2019, 02:23:14 PM »
Buffalo Wild Wings and Weck or BW3

Weck is some sort of Wisconsin grey meat on a bun. I would try that but, etc

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Re: Chicken wings
« Reply #22 on: September 18, 2019, 02:30:32 PM »
Can't wait for KFC to do vegan wings

Vegan bones and vegan sinew mmm

Vegan chicken skin mmmm mm!

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Re: Chicken wings
« Reply #23 on: September 18, 2019, 02:36:46 PM »
Buffalo don't have wings. You've been proper ripped off there.

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For chicken wings, try going to Nando's. I always say they Nando really good ones!

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Re: Chicken wings
« Reply #24 on: September 18, 2019, 02:53:17 PM »
Nando's is better than Buffalo Wild Wings

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Re: Chicken wings
« Reply #25 on: September 18, 2019, 02:58:34 PM »
Nando's is better than Buffalo Wild Wings

Buffalo don't have wings. We've covered this.

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Re: Chicken wings
« Reply #26 on: September 18, 2019, 03:01:59 PM »
Neither does Buffalo Wild Wings

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Re: Chicken wings
« Reply #27 on: September 18, 2019, 03:03:16 PM »
Buffalo might have weck

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Re: Chicken wings
« Reply #28 on: September 18, 2019, 03:03:38 PM »
Neither does Buffalo Wild Wings

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Re: Chicken wings
« Reply #29 on: September 18, 2019, 03:45:57 PM »
It's absolutely fucking rancid.

Would you say that it buffalo wild mings?