Wankin In Space

[The Boston Crab]

Must be the tenth thread on this exact topic but we still haven't cracked it.


What's the best way to get the job done in zero G?

[Huxleys Babkins]

I'd probably do a normal wank and then, taking advantage of the slow ascent of my gametes, turn around and do a little jump so the cum went right up my arse. You can't do that on Earth unless you're Ray Park out of Star Wars.

[Fishfinger]

Socks and/or robots

What you want to avoid is a communal grey bin situation, where the container designated for particular waste is used effectively for a time, but when it becomes offensively grim the aforementioned waste miraculously shows up elsewhere in a most unwanted way.

Perhaps the vacuum of space could suck you off in a non-fatal way. Science required.

[Cuellar]

"If you nut in zero gravity you get fired backwards"
- Neil Degrasse Tyson

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

" The Muppet Show " scriptwriters sternly advised on rewrite, and not to come out with any of that kind of nonsense again.

[Sebastian Cobb]

[tag]the police's lesser-known b-sides[/tag]

[batwings]

[tag]The White Stuff[tag]

[hamfist]

[tag]Tim's peaked[/tag]

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I presumed this thread would be about famous Chinese astronaut Ted Wankin.

Any reason it isn't?

[poo]

Ask Dugbo

[Pseudopath]

Why wank when you can ride Sally Ride?

^{If she hadn't died in 2002.}

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Sally Ride is basically the Scrappy Doo of the human world.