Nudity

[madhair60]

Posting in the scud now. Not a stitch on. Feel alright about it, not really bothered. Arse out, cock, barse, tits, the works. Having an "air out" and that. I don't have a fucking bed at the moment, just a mattress, isn't that a thing? I have got clothes I'm just choosing not to wear them. Anyway does anyone else ever post in the scud? Mostly interested in sexy ladies.

[touchingcloth]

Subscribed.

[imitationleather]

I didn't think we were allowed to post while wearing clothes!!!

[Shit Good Nose]

I have a wife and a child, so yeah every day.

[Blumf]

Mate! You only just started?

[Buelligan]

Lest we forget -

I'm getting dressed for no man. I post naked and proud.

I am fully naked beneath some clothes currently.

[bgmnts]

I dont understand why people insist on wearing clothes even if they're alone and not locked outside in a desert or tundra biome. Naked is perfection.

[grassbath]

Getting dressed is completely pointless if you have no reason to (i.e. you are not leaving the house). By getting dressed you are unnecessarily increasing the pile of laundry that needs doing. The people in the houses behind my flat have seen my genitals and I do not give a fuck.

Put on a dressing gown if you absolutely have to when you go and make yourself breakfast. But then get it aff and get back in your bed, starkers with a tray across your torso so you can eat a sausage sandwich with one hand and browse CaB with the other.

[imitationleather]

I dont understand why people insist on wearing clothes even if they're alone and not locked outside in a desert or tundra biome. Naked is perfection.

Are you naked right now?

[Buelligan]

I dont understand why people insist on wearing clothes even if they're alone and not locked outside in a desert or tundra biome. Naked is perfection.

Yeah?  You try it when it's in the high 30's and your chair's a 50's plastic seater.

[bgmnts]

Are you naked right now?

In a way yes.

Yeah?  You try it when it's in the high 30's and your chair's a 50's plastic seater.

Well yeah weather notwithstanding like.

[idunnosomename]

i could whip my genitals out for this post but would you know? no. ok.

[Twit 2]

I'm forever spilling shit down myself. Think of the scalding! I'd worry it'd go on my cock, or my cunt.

[Blumf]

That's what a beer belly's for, protect the old chap.

[a duncandisorderly]

I'm forever spilling shit down myself. Think of the scalding! I'd worry it'd go on my cock, or my cunt.

something ain't right here. you need medical help.

[madhair60]

something ain't right here. you need medical help.

Cancelled

[BlodwynPig]

In a way yes.
Well yeah weather notwithstanding like.

More dust from your dead groin skin filthing the place up, plus the stink

[Janie Jones]

Yes, this is what bothers me. Unless your arse crack is shower fresh, I don't want it on my furniture, thank you. I occasionally see the London Naked Bike Riders and am horrified by how many of them are on Santander (Boris) Bikes. You'd not want to be the next person to hire one of those, would you. Or maybe you would, you dirty old bollocks.

I've nothing against skinny dipping in a quiet sea or a beautiful lake but getting naked in a 'family-friendly' Naturist Club on a grey Tuesday afternoon near Watford, as my friend's new boyfriend recently invited her to do, is just horrible. Soft furnishings and nudity don't mix.

[NJ Uncut]

I do not post naked but my burgeoning erection pokes out my open flies

- Sent from my Xiaomi Mi 9 at Essar Oil

[madhair60]

I can't go to nudist clubs or anything because I reckon I would definitely get priapic

[Jerzy Bondov]

i had a dream that i was in a swimming pool that also had a load of cuttlefish in it with my wife and son, they got out and when it was my turn to get out i suddenly realised i had no trunks on like Mr Bean in the pool in The Curse of Mr. Bean (s01e03) so i sent my wife to get me a towel but she got distracted so i was stuck naked in pool with cuttlefish

[Better Midlands]

you can eat a sausage sandwich with one hand and browse CaB with the other.

Not wanking as you write this :(

[greenman]

i had a dream that i was in a swimming pool that also had a load of cuttlefish in it with my wife and son, they got out and when it was my turn to get out i suddenly realised i had no trunks on like Mr Bean in the pool in The Curse of Mr. Bean (s01e03) so i sent my wife to get me a towel but she got distracted so i was stuck naked in pool with cuttlefish

Serves you right for watching anime at bedtime.

[Buelligan]

i had a dream that i was in a swimming pool that also had a load of cuttlefish in it with my wife and son, they got out and when it was my turn to get out i suddenly realised i had no trunks on like Mr Bean in the pool in The Curse of Mr. Bean (s01e03) so i sent my wife to get me a towel but she got distracted so i was stuck naked in pool with cuttlefish

Cuttlefish have truly delightful cute faces and lovely eyes.  Lifelong nudists, of course.

[Jerzy Bondov]

Cuttlefish have truly delightful cute faces and lovely eyes.  Lifelong nudists, of course.

Yes I love them, they're my favourite fish and I linger by their tank in the aquarium watching their twisty spiral tentacles. 'Bit scary,' says my son and goes off to look at sharks with all sharp teeth and angry faces.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Nude of course, the stupid fish twats

[Cuellar]

I can't go to nudist clubs or anything because I reckon I would definitely get priapic

I doubt it. They all look so clinical. Nothing sexy about it.

[thenoise]

I can't go to nudist clubs or anything because I reckon I would definitely get priapic

I can't pretend to be reading their witty t-shirt slogan while staring out WOMANS BOBBIES. I suppose I could pretend to be reading their tattoos, I guess. Only works if they have bobby tattoos tho.

[madhair60]

I doubt it. They all look so clinical. Nothing sexy about it.

Mate you don't know my knob. That shit gets priapic at the drop of a hat. It's the only thing I can do reliably.

[Cloud]

Tried a local unofficial nudist spot a few months ago.  It wasn't arsed, surprisingly, then again there were like 3 people there all separate.  And it was kind of boring trekking the 40 minutes to get to it