Nudity

[Sebastian Cobb]

One of my mates works with a bloke who's quite big and doesn't do his belt up so his arse hangs out.

On more than one occasion he has skidded his office chair.

[Buelligan]

Visited a nudist beach in winter by accident.  Just the one bloke there, with his dog, in the miles of empty sand.  Soon as he saw me, he appeared to feel the urge to run up close and do star jumps, the dog and I just watched.  Then I left and the dog went for a swim.

[Sebastian Cobb]

I once took a housemates dog for a walk on a beach and called a stranger over to show them that she'd managed to a shit in a perfect cock and balls shape.

[Buelligan]

Were either of you nude or was it just the dog?

[Operty1]

It's not all fun being in the nude, here's a list of things that are better not nude:

Frying something

Killing a wasp nest

Getting a football from a patch of nettles

[Operty1]

Quick list of fun things to do while fully nude:

Walking over a cool air vent on a clammy day

Visiting a crazy hall of mirrors at the fun fair

Squatting down after it rains and dipping your balls in a puddle

[Operty1]

Just trying to think of fun things to do while semi nude?

Is semi nude just the bottom half? I can't think of a situation in which you would just legitimately don a top?

[Flatulent Fox]

Antisocial behavior.
                              His Reverence won't like it.

[Sherringford Hovis]

I can't think of a situation in which you would just legitimately don a top?

Donald Duck and Disney Pooh are beloved by children. Primary school teachers should follow their example.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Were either of you nude or was it just the dog?

Neither of us was naked. And the dog was covered in hair.