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Ronalado have diner with kind MCDONALADO lady?

Started by Paul Calf, September 20, 2019, 08:14:04 AM

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Paul Calf

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/mcdonalds-worker-who-fed-cristiano-20102008

Seriously, I didn't know this about Cristiano Ronaldo: that when he was a child, he was so poor that he begged for food on the streets of Lisbon. I'm starting to understand why he's such a boorish twat now, which has softened my intense dislike of the capacious-collared cunt.

bgmnts

As long as the restaurant has witnesses, this should be safe for her.

touchingcloth

Things I know about Cristiano Ronaldo:

  • He is not the gap-toothed Brazilian famous during my youth*
  • Head statue
  • Ronalado
Describe more of boorish collar twattery for the benefit of the unenlightened, please.



*The Portuguese one started to become popular at around the same time as the Brazilian's star was fading and I had reached an age where I no longer needed to try and feign a vague interest in the foots or the balls.

NJ Uncut



NJ Uncut

YOU SAY RONALADO HEAD THE BALL

RONALADO HEAD BALL YES! IN NET.

QUATROS POUNDAR MCDONALADO MISS

Captain Z

Impossiibel to tell if OP is sincere or dripping with sarcasm. But, it's hardly begging, is it? The youth squad of Sporting Lisbon knocking on the back door of a McDonalds because they knew free burgers might be on offer.

imitationleather

Quote from: Captain Z on September 20, 2019, 12:06:39 PM
Hardly begging, is it. The youth squad of Sporting Lisbon knocking on the back door of a McDonalds because they knew free burgers might be on offer.

Errr... It's not Sporting Lisbon it's Sporting Clube de Portugal!

Captain Z

In my day they'd get called Sporting Lisbon, and be grateful for it.

Cuntbeaks


José



CHONKY RONALADO > NANDO RONALADO

CHONKY RONALADO GROW UP IN FAVELA AND HAVE TO KILL NINE MAN FOR LARGE MACS. NO BEGGING. PISS ON YOUR RONALADO WHO IS SCARE OF BONERS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZesE5TwK2ZY

WOO SPOOKY BONER HALLOWEEN JAJAJA