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The hoover of Ben Elton

Started by Jockice, September 26, 2019, 08:16:45 PM

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Jockice

I think he has a Dyson actually.

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Jockice


NJ Uncut

Because he's full of rubbish, because he sucks, or because he's a cunt?


gilbertharding

Quote from: Bennett Brauer on September 27, 2019, 11:49:29 PM
I don't get it.

Was the thread originally called 'The oevre of Ben Elton'?

Hence, "He's got a Dyson actually."

gilbertharding


Jockice

Yes, it was unobservant shite I was trying to pretend I hadn't actually posted. My name's Jockice. Thank you and goodnight.

Mark Steels Stockbroker

I think his next novel should be about the dangers of AI-directed household gadgets. This will present an opportunity to resuscitate his "fridge" material, which is in fact his longest-running routine. It was a sketch in Al Fresco, it was a page in Bachelor Boys, it was a stand-up routine on Motormouth and Friday Night Live. And now it must live again.

gilbertharding

Quote from: Jockice on September 30, 2019, 08:06:17 PM
Yes, it was unobservant shite I was trying to pretend I hadn't actually posted. My name's Jockice. Thank you and goodnight.

It was a fantastic joke. I'm dying to steal it myself. In fact, I came within a whisker of stealing it on this forum a few weeks ago, which would have been embarrassing.