Jonathan King! Jonathan King! Jonathan King!

[darby o chill]

Posting in the hope that Jonathan King may end up here again after his customary morning self google.
The forum has gone to the absolute dogs of late, threads about shampoo, chisels and Dumbarton.
I feel a convicted peedo-noncer may spice things up a bit!
Reading his wiki there, I'm sure some of you bald cunts could learn a thing or two from JK.

When asked by a newspaper in 2012 if he believed he had anything to apologise for, to anybody from his past, King replied, "The only apology I have is to say that I was good at seduction. I was good at making myself seem attractive when I wasn't very attractive at all".

[bgmnts]

That doesn't even make sense.

[Sin Agog]

Aside from the whole permanently scarring multiple victims to the point where they mentally replace their childhoods with a dissociated black hole of burning misery that only grows with each passing year, I like this track he made with Kim Wilde's lil bro.  I Am An Astronaut

(>'-')> <('-'<) ^('-')^ v('-')v(>'-')> (^-^)

[idunnosomename]

I have nothing to declare except my great big beautiful willy

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

He was a huge fan of Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine.

For this alone, we must consider him a cunt.

[Darles Chickens]

That doesn't even make sense.

It's like when an idiot at a job interview asks you what your greatest weakness is, and you say "probably just putting so much extra overtime in, so as to deliver perfect work of superlative quality".

[lipsink]

I was reading this thread and thinking of Larry King instead.

[massive bereavement]

Aside from the whole permanently scarring multiple victims to the point where they mentally replace their childhoods with a dissociated black hole of burning misery that only grows with each passing year, I like this track he made with Kim Wilde's lil bro! I Am An Astronaut

(>'-')> <('-'<) ^('-')^ v('-')v(>'-')> (^-^)

I can still enjoy his take on "Sugar Sugar". He cuts the vocal before "... Candy Girl and you got me wanting you" each time, implying that he's thought of something else to replace that line with but leaves it blank because he wants you to guess.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAWkntVyoDI

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Fuck him. I wish Paul Chuckle posted on here.

[steveh]

At a screening last year at the NFT he sat a few empty seats along from me. Took me a while to realise it was him as he'd aged so much.

[BlodwynPig]

Did he sit in your lap and wiggle his bum saying "you know i'm not very attractive at all, big boy"

[Captain Z]

J K Trolling

[Fabian Thomsett]

Probably voted for Brexit.

[Sebastian Cobb]

It'd be better if Don King started posting here I reckon.

[petril]

singing the thread title to this rn

[willpurry]

Jonathan King! Jonathan King! Jonathan King!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9l8kwEg_p0

[dr_christian_troy]

I think you need to say it while looking into a mirror for him to actually appear.

[dr_christian_troy]

Alternative reference response:

He's not fucking Beetlejuice mate

[jobotic]

The thread titleis the tune of Blankety Blank, like most things.

Was he ever on it?

[BlodwynPig]

The thread titleis the tune of Blankety Blank, like most things.

Was he ever on it?

What "it" are you referring to?

[Famous Mortimer]

What "it" are you referring to?

Blankety Blank, I presume - unless this is a joke I don't understand.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Can also be sung to the tune of Dagenham Dave by The Morrissey.

[Gurke and Hare]

At a screening last year at the NFT he sat a few empty seats along from me. Took me a while to realise it was him as he'd aged so much.

I sat near Chris Langham at a play at the National Theatre a few years ago.

[tag]Nonces who've sat near you at South Bank venues[/tag]

[darby o chill]

The thread titleis the tune of Blankety Blank, like most things.
Was he ever on it?

Thrice according to imdb. Can't see the episodes online.

Look at him here. Arriving to court in garish trainers and hat. Also wearing one of the schoolboy's ties as a final insult to his victims.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Those are the sort of trainers that are always discounted on internet clothing stores because nobody wants them.

[chveik]

cab royalty

[touchingcloth]

Those are the sort of trainers that are always discounted on internet clothing stores because nobody wants them.

Which sites sell them discounted?

[imitationleather]

Which sites sell them discounted?

You dressing up as a paedo for Halloween Freedom Day or wot?

[touchingcloth]

You dressing up as a paedo for Halloween Freedom Day or wot?

I just really like those trainers. I think they're trendy and hip and are equally suited to the gym, pub or playground.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Which sites sell them discounted?

Dunno, Zalando?