What brief glimpses of happiness did you have today?

[NJ Uncut]

Walked into my fav curry house with Big Oil dollars in my pocket and boom, first day of a new early bird menu and there's me with money. Five courses.

What? I never claimed to be complex.

Anyone else smiled the day? Any day. Don't close this tomorrow, admin

[bgmnts]

I don't have a job or oil or dollars or friends or a life, the capacity to be happy or even have a good sleep, happiness is hard to come by.

I DID, however, laugh a little at Bob Mortimer's Neil Hunt on the latest Athletico Mince; specifically this line:

I'm Neil fucking Hunt, the greatest nonsense potter to have walked these fucking lonely streets, and you sir are the biggest fucking fraud in this shitty kingdom, take this as your notice to fuck off!

[Cuellar]

An enemy came to grief

[NJ Uncut]

I am glad for your laughter, BagoMints, and hope it was surely rollicking!

Also you Cuellar. May your enemy suffer long and true. On jagged rocks.

.... Might not offer commentary on every single entry, like.

[bgmnts]

I'm not, I have a Gervaisian laugh and it irritates me.

[NJ Uncut]

I'm not, I have a Gervaisian laugh and it irritates me.

If it helps, BogMantis, I am laughing at you right now!

That's not untrue. Might go the Spoons in a bit, need to bring myself down.

[Barry Admin]

Don't close this tomorrow, admin

I'll give it 10 pages.

[chveik]

endorphins release during my run

[holyzombiejesus]

Someone slagged me off on a Discogs forum for being 'envious' and then I saw he was trying to sell a Paloma Faith LP for £400 and had only sold 120 things in a decade.

[Buelligan]

Day off.  Woke up feeling alright ten minutes before the alarm.  Got all my chores done in great time.  Went to shops and smiled at everyone, people in the Tabac Presse were discussing me and being very kind.  Paid for my stuff in the big shop and it came out quite a bit less than I'd expected and the assistant said hello in a genuinely friendly way (it wasn't the candle guy).  Picked some lovely flowers, mostly zinnias, from my garden and arranged them very pleasingly.  Accidentally stabbed myself quite hard with a screwdriver but it hardly hurt at all.  Pretty much a result.

Oh, and a fantastic baked potato just now.

[Spoon of Ploff]

i think i may have seen someone laughing as i drove out the the Bobbing Apple hotel carpark this morning... but i can't be certain.

[weekender]

Legal stuff, can't talk about it.  Spent two hours after I'd got home doing all sorts of legal stuff.

Pressing the 'Submit' button knowing that I'm basically a cunt operating a cannon in the direction of useless twats made me smile.

I also bought some pile cream from a random chemist on the way home and wow that's helped, my arse was BURNING.

[Buelligan]

Fed some kittens, not even lying.  Really small fluffy wobbly ones.

[Kryton]

New prescription of sertraline.

[NJ Uncut]

Fuckin hell I pay for my curry, bash a troll, come back and bossness is starting to fill it

Any cat stuff immediately wins, I have had a catless day, but that won't last, not with my attitude

I'll give it 10 pages.

I gave it 2!

Thanks Mr Admin.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

None whatsoever.

[Cuellar]

Sorry, I lied. No enemies came to grief. No glimpses at all, today. A big NOTHING, like yesterday, and as tomorrow will be.

[Deyv]

So the charity shop I volunteer at had a dress stolen, the manager put up a post about it on the shop facebook page. A kind lady left a comment offering to pay for it to make up for the thieving scum who snatched it. She came in this morning and paid for it, and donated a hundred pounds as well. Everyone was more than a little chuffed.

[NJ Uncut]

Sorry, I lied. No enemies came to grief.

Well certainly not with *that* attitude!

[Twit 2]

First hour of my day is filled with suicidal thoughts and/or of quitting my job and/or making some outlandish and self-destructive complete life change. Drudge through the day. Post idly on CaB. I'll smoke weed in the shed later, whilst hating the fact that I still do this but not wanting to face sobriety or prescription meds. Nothing has been nice today, at best it's been tolerable. Still, TOMORROW'S ANOTHER DAY.

[NJ Uncut]

So the charity shop I volunteer at had a dress stolen, the manager put up a post about it on the shop facebook page. A kind lady left a comment offering to pay for it to make up for the thieving scum who snatched it. She came in this morning and paid for it, and donated a hundred pounds as well. Everyone was more than a little chuffed.

That's fucking boss that. Needs singled out. Love it.

New Jack Approved ®

All we need now is the thief to either fall to a miserable, squalid death, or own up and chip in their very selves. (I suppose the latter would be more fitting)

[Inspector Norse]

I clicked past this picture on Google:

[thecuriousorange]

People at work laughed at a joke I made. It's the way I tell 'em.

[weekender]

Fuckin hell I pay for my curry, bash a troll, come back and bossness is starting to fill it

Any cat stuff immediately wins, I have had a catless day, but that won't last, not with my attitude

I gave it 2!

Thanks Mr Admin.

I give it 5-6 pages unless there's a flounce, in which case I reckon it could get up to 7.

[idunnosomename]

None whatsoever.

[weekender]

Well certainly not with *that* attitude!

[NJ Uncut]

Well certainly not with *that* attitude!

This son of a bitch gets it!

[sponk]

https://youtu.be/EAT6gE5esrI

[Rizla]

I had a gig which started at 9am which involved playing to a load of belgian coca-cola sales reps on a boat out to Inchcolm island in the Forth, a place i've always wanted to visit. Got to have a quick jolly round the island, saw the abbey and the ww2 gun emplacements, also saw a load of seals, including one on a wee mini-island covered in garden gnomes. Can't quite believe I got paid for that, it was boss.

[NJ Uncut]

I clicked past this picture on Google:

I'd give almost anything to be that enamoured by salad

What did it click through to? Dark Web E dealers?