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You are cordially invited to spunk within your own underpants
« on: October 09, 2019, 07:35:26 AM »
Choose a moment today when you are active and upright and take the time out to do a giant spunk into your underwear.


You’re worth it.

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Re: You are cordially invited to spunk within your own underpants
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2019, 07:43:52 AM »
Glad I got permission to do this; it's been a long wait, and I'm tired and emotional!

Re: You are cordially invited to spunk within your own underpants
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2019, 07:49:28 AM »
Can't I do it tomorrow? It's Safety Day at Big Oil, and we'll be doing activities in groups.

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Re: You are cordially invited to spunk within your own underpants
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2019, 08:56:00 AM »
Way ahead of you, OP.

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Re: You are cordially invited to spunk within your own underpants
« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2019, 10:17:15 AM »
Did it in Waterstones Cafe.

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Re: You are cordially invited to spunk within your own underpants
« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2019, 11:40:50 AM »
Did a big spunk, then realised they weren't my underpants!?

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Re: You are cordially invited to spunk within your own underpants
« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2019, 12:39:06 PM »

Struggling to complete task. Perhaps I am just not pulling the right face?

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Re: You are cordially invited to spunk within your own underpants
« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2019, 05:49:27 PM »
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Re: You are cordially invited to spunk within your own underpants
« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2019, 07:13:11 PM »
Can't I do it tomorrow? It's Safety Day at Big Oil, and we'll be doing activities in groups.

Put some spunk in some Castrol GTX and tell us what happens.

Re: You are cordially invited to spunk within your own underpants
« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2019, 07:18:36 PM »
Put some spunk in some Castrol GTX and tell us what happens.

Some poor sod pays for an unnecessary head-gasket replacement, I imagine.

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Re: You are cordially invited to spunk within your own underpants
« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2019, 07:42:05 PM »
Choose a moment today when you are active and upright and take the time out to do a giant spunk into your underwear.


You’re worth it.

And spoil a 766 day run of spunking into my "Celebrating The Marriage of Prince Charles & Lady Diana" limited edition mug?
Nice try but I don't think so pal.

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Re: You are cordially invited to spunk within your own underpants
« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2019, 07:58:50 PM »
And spoil a 766 day run of spunking into my "Celebrating The Marriage of Prince Charles & Lady Diana" limited edition mug?
Nice try but I don't think so pal.

I didn’t realise you were still doing that!  Congratulations on your streak!

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Re: You are cordially invited to spunk within your own underpants
« Reply #12 on: October 09, 2019, 08:17:22 PM »
I didn’t realise you were still doing that!  Congratulations on your streak!

Of course.
I had to keep it in the fridge over the summer months but it's back in pride of place on the mantelpiece now.
My only problem these days is keeping the ruddy cats away from it.

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Re: You are cordially invited to spunk within your own underpants
« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2019, 11:16:30 PM »
Just pantspunked on an LNER HS125 throbber about 10 minutes north of Grantham

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Re: You are cordially invited to spunk within your own underpants
« Reply #14 on: October 10, 2019, 11:58:13 AM »
Thought I'd had a decent pantspunk yesterday evening. Turns out it was just pussy penile discharge, again!

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Re: You are cordially invited to spunk within your own underpants
« Reply #15 on: October 10, 2019, 12:20:58 PM »
Thought I'd had a decent pantspunk yesterday evening. Turns out it was just pussy penile discharge, again!

My condolences x

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Re: You are cordially invited to spunk within your own underpants
« Reply #16 on: October 10, 2019, 12:25:24 PM »
Some poor sod pays for an unnecessary head-gasket replacement, I imagine.

Laughed.

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Re: You are cordially invited to spunk within your own underpants
« Reply #17 on: October 10, 2019, 03:00:04 PM »
Again, this is great news!

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Re: You are cordially invited to spunk within your own underpants
« Reply #18 on: October 10, 2019, 11:08:00 PM »
Any updates on this?