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Corbyn 25: Don't recall the time I felt this alive

Started by pancreas, October 15, 2019, 04:14:15 PM

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holyzombiejesus

Quote from: Bronzy on December 11, 2019, 11:32:26 AM
Start wanking in middle of newsagents so no one will want to go in and buy paper

#bemorelikekittens

Konki

Quote from: Bronzy on December 11, 2019, 11:23:42 AM
Just buy a twix then go home and have a wank like any normal person would

Did that too!

Bronzy

Quote from: Paul Calf on December 11, 2019, 11:34:20 AM
Wanking is not an appropriate solution to every problem you know.

Doing a big poo solves the problems that wanking can't




mrpupkin

Any That London ponces going to the Hoxton rally tonight?


notjosh

Any guesses as to what the Sun's election day front page will be?

My money is on Corbyn in full Hitler-saluting Nazi regalia with "Will the last Jew to leave Britain please turn out the lights".

Danger Man

"Will the first Jew to enter the camps please turn on the ovens?"

At any other time in my life I would have thought the above to be impossible but in today's climate it wouldn't be that much of a shock.

BlodwynPig

Quote from: Danger Man on December 11, 2019, 01:35:38 PM
"Will the first Jew to enter the camps please turn on the ovens?"

At any other time in my life I would have thought the above to be impossible but in today's climate it wouldn't be that much of a shock.

"Oven ready Brexit Or Oven ready Jew... you decide!"

Danger Man

They might go for Johnson as Churchill and some guff about 'the darkest hour'

imitationleather

Quote from: Danger Man on December 11, 2019, 01:40:41 PM
They might go for Johnson as Churchill and some guff about 'the darkest hour'

Probably needs to get the light on that fridge door fixed then amirite?!

NoSleep

Quote from: Danger Man on December 11, 2019, 01:40:41 PM
They might go for Johnson as Churchill and some guff about 'the darkest hour'

The larkest hour more like.

Dr Rock

Quote from: Konki on December 11, 2019, 11:14:59 AM
This morning I covered up the right wing papers in the hospital shop with copies of the Mirror. Just like I have done every morning for the last month.

xx

I managed to get all the tabloids removed from prominent display in my local M&S. This is when they were all front page anti-immigrant stuff. The manager listened to my argument that it was likely to upset a lot of the customers who were probly mostly liberal types. And the next day they were replaced by vegetarian food magazines.

I did a little impromptu speech at the local library after the baby group. Focused on library/sure start closures etc. Hopefully all those toddlers will now vote labour

holyzombiejesus

Quote from: Dr Rock on December 11, 2019, 02:17:19 PM

I managed to get all the torches removed from prominent display in my local Tesco

FTFY

BlodwynPig

Doing my bit. Voting Conservative. 7.5D chess they tell me. The BBC voices in my head

ZoyzaSorris

Quote from: mrpupkin on December 11, 2019, 11:53:59 AM
Any That London ponces going to the Hoxton rally tonight?

Im gonna I think. Just about to leave.

kalowski


mrpupkin

Been to crobbins rally tonight, the lad must be knackered but still running his mouth like nobody's business. All the best to everyone for tomorrow whatever your game plan is x

ZoyzaSorris


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Quote from: Bronzy on December 11, 2019, 11:39:22 AM
Doing a big poo solves the problems that wanking can't

Abandoned Sega slogans of the early 90s.


Hank Venture

I'm going to sleep now and when I wake up Corbyn better be PM.

I'm genuinely pretty concerned about what will happen if both Corbyn and Sanders loses. Mad Max shit. Actually paying attention to a British election I'm surprised at how openly biased the BBC is. Was it always this bad?

Buelligan

I think it's got worse but I couldn't swear to it.

NoSleep

Quote from: Hank Venture on December 12, 2019, 10:05:46 PM
I'm going to sleep now and when I wake up Corbyn better be PM.

I'm genuinely pretty concerned about what will happen if both Corbyn and Sanders loses. Mad Max shit. Actually paying attention to a British election I'm surprised at how openly biased the BBC is. Was it always this bad?

They're just a bit more cocky about the bias these days.

BlodwynPig


NoSleep

Quote from: NoSleep on December 12, 2019, 11:18:57 PM
They're just a bit more cocky about the bias these days.

It helped them that Tom Watson, whose job it was to take the media to task just acquiesced instead.

ZoyzaSorris