All the Snooker venues (UK)

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Part 1

Droitwich Asset Seizure Centre
Farnley Gravel & Aggregate
Pontefract Baldness Hospice
Dome (Welling)
Limpopo Fart Barn
Garments of Goole Goole Hall
Runcorn Sharting Centre
Colne Irrigation HUB
COUNCIL SHIT TIP
Gary Arena®
Capri-Sun Rehabilitation
Node
Mate Dome
Greggs Stalybridge
Puuka Pies Theatre, Dundee

[the midnight watch baboon]

The Wetherby Baize Unit
Chalk Dust IPA, Reed
GoKartingThenSnooker
Wyevale Centralised HR Area
The English River Area
Banfffffergal
Doherty Heights
Fowlmere Strokes
Double Diss
The Cunt Empire
The Joe Johnson Abrams ArenA

[Bum Flaps]

Hungry Pocketz, Blackpool
Right on Kew, Chiswick
Screw Bakery and Cafe, Solihull
Risk the Tight Brown, Snooker and Bumming Centre

[a duncandisorderly]

'excuse me', islington chapel market.

[Glebe]

Benson & Braeburns Farmhouse, Bromley
'The Coalhouse', Milburn
Drafty Halls, Middlesborough
Coughing '70s, Nantwich
Stale Bill's Useless Fiver, Cornwall
Bumyego's Salty Warthog, Eggdillis #10

[Flouncer]

Barnsley Scalp Micropigmentation Center and Conference Suite

[Glebe]

Wurzel's Numpteen Conference Dump, Stornoway
Caitlin Moran's Empty Postbox, Staffordshire
Graham's Nightmare Rodeo, London
The Pit of Clacking Tobermories, also London
The Tuesday Night Hamster!, Norwich
Wunlake & District, Caerphilly

[Flouncer]

Canklow FM Arena
The Doncaster Hole

[owlboy]

Northwich Parallelogram
Redditch Möbius Strip
Hexham Hyperboloid

[Flouncer]

Gateshead Discount Tile Emporium (defunct)
Strathclyde Pustule
The Blue Gary public house, Wrexham

[Flouncer]

ICI Chemicals and Polymers Billiardrome, Huddersfield
The Runcible Theater
Joe Davis Memorial Home for the Criminally Depilated

[the]

The Ingrained Provincial Scepticism Tetradome

[the midnight watch baboon]

Stokenchurch Double Vag and Snooker Place
Where's the Kirkstall Goin'
GREEN PHYISCKS HIT HALL

[Flouncer]

Zambezi Working Men's Club and Institute
The Romford Dodecahedrome

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

The OdorEaters™ Arena, Cankles
Les Reed Recreation Hub
BOLTON ROOM

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Plain

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Plain

I came here to do this gag so I am generously gifting you the opportunity to retract it so that I can make it instead.

[buttgammon]

Denbighshire County Council Social Services Arena, Prestatyn
The Britain First Cuesports Centre
Jeff Theatre
Kwik Save Convention Centre, Widnes
Huawei Surveillance and Obedience Arena, Guangzhou

[the]

Weysel Stadium

[the midnight watch baboon]

Touching Goole
Touching Pool
Touching Hull
Touching Me, Touching You
The Kirk Stevens Center for Quimmy Pots
Bill Woburn-Rec
Safety Thirsk
Ifthewhiteballgoesinofftheredonemoretimemyworldwillfallapart, Ramsey

[Clatty McCutcheon]

The provisional list of new venues for the 2019/20 season has leaked, in case you all want to start booking hotel rooms nearby:

Ted's Vaping Lounge, Mansfield
Horny Moira's, Bathgate
Lay-by no.16, Congleton By-Pass
The Anomaly, Gosport
Toxic Sludge Lagoon, Falkirk
Steve Penk's 'Penkanenthium' (new 42,000 capacity all-weather arena on the outskirts of Belper)

[Glebe]

Percy's Ballroom, Bournemouth
Ted Can't Hear Ya, Bangor
Letitia's Fancy Cavern, Wookey Hole
The Ball and Stick, Skye

[greenman]

The Cyril Smith Invitational Sports Hall, Norwich
Scarborough Hexadecagon(condemned)
Jorvik Vallhala Mead Hall, York
Walkers Presents Snooker and Robbie Savage bio signing, Leicester(temporary venue)

[Glebe]

Greenham Common Shed, Dudley
Tinshacks and Woodsheds, Durham
Jockey Wilson's Discombobulated Cabinet, Perthshire
'The Box', Henby

[petril]

as a side note, you can sing this thread title to All The Single Ladies, if you leave out the (UK) part

[Glebe]

Dunstable's Cave, Derbyshire
The Hog & Baize, Northumberland
Diddlewicks Working Men's Basin, Craigavon
Tuber Nightlights, Filey

[seepage]

Baize Vegas, Brentwood
The Heineken & Paracetamol, Exeter

[Dannyhood91]

Yotley Cliffs
Porridge Avenue
Failures Bluff
Rudney Barn
St Rons Arse

[Clatty McCutcheon]

Eddie Stobart Heritage Compound, Consett

[Glebe]

Ron Mael's Farting Matchbook, Belfast
The Smokey Old Holborn!, Lerwick
Cassandra's Latent Jealousy, Brighton
Great Harworth's Shunting Wheeltap, Holmfirth